Allegedly this video of an extremely drunk David Hasselhoff has been leaked to "The Insider." This video was shot by the Hoff’s 17-year-old daughter Taylor three months ago. She says to him, "dad look what this is doing to you. You have to stop drinking alcohol, promise me you won’t drink anymore. They’re going to come tomorrow and test you and you’re going to lose your job."

A inside source told The Insider, "David told his daughters that if he ever fell off the wagon, they should tape him so that he’ll know what kind of condition he’s in and learn something from it."

The Hoff also issued this statement: "I am a recovering alcoholic. Despite that, I have been going through a painful divorce and I have recently been separated from my children due to my work. I have been successfully dealing with my issue. Unfortunately, I did have a brief relapse, but part of recovery is relapse. Because of my honest and positive relationship with my children, who were concerned for my well-being, there was a tape made when I had a relapse to show me what I was like. I have seen the tape. I have learned from it, and I am back on my game. I thank God for the love and concern from my children."

The job the Hoff’s daughter spoke of was a role in the Las Vegas production of The Producers.

The Hoff’s wife is now claiming she’s a victim of the Hoff’s verbal abuse in the divorce, and she has retained Debra Oprey.

Is it really verbal abuse when the Hoff is yelling words that can’t be understood? The most annoying part for his wife was trying to get the smell of the Hoff’s urine out of the carpet, and then there was the tripping over him in the doorway to the bathroom.

I can almost hear her squeaking out a cry for help.

At the Baywatch DVD release party on 10/30, David Hasselhoff couldn’t contain himself. The sweat started flowing from every pore, and it showed. Imagine the smell a few hours later. Probably smelled like old liquor.

The Hoff and his soon to be ex wife are both a couple of drama queens. Here’s more:

We don’t exactly know was going on at last night’s MAC store party in L.A. But when it culminates in photos of David Hasselhoff coquettishly working his gilded fan in the company of women wearing painted-on cheongsam unitards, does it really matter?

The only thing more bizarre than these pictures are the latest developments in Hasselhoff’s divorce from Pamela Bach (see how we made a transition there?). TMZ has obtained court documents in which Hasselhoff claims his estranged wife was "intoxicated or on drugs" at their daughter’s Sweet 16 party.

The America’s Got Talent host also says in the documents that Bach "broke into my former residence this past Father’s Day."

In documents submitted to the court, a lab report indicates that hair samples from Bach tested positive for cocaine.

Bach tried to discredit the lab results, telling TMZ that the hair samples were taken to a private lab selected by Hasselhoff. She added that some of the hairs in question were actually extensions. "I haven’t done coke,” she said, insisting that she has since been tested and that the results were negative.

Extensions taken from anonymous cokeheads? (Won’t find those in the Ken Paves/Jessica Simpson line.) Parents more baked than the kids at a Sweet 16? Is The O.C. creator Josh Schwartz writing this divorce case? The alleged burglary seems like a simple misunderstanding, however. Nothing says “celebrate the patriarch in your life this Father’s Day” like a little breaking-and-entering. It’s so the new necktie.

There’s one more great picture of the Hoff and a scantily clad girl after the jump…

Read More →

David Hasselhoff made a song in 1989 called Pingu Dance for a Swiss animated kids’ character called Pingu. The song was only released in Switzerland. It’s a riot. You can listen to it here.

In other news, David Hasselhoff fell asleep during a live TV interview in the U.K. on Sunday.