David Hasselhoff is back in UCLA Medical Center, but this time it’s not for drugs or booze. Reports say he had something removed above his left eye, and although it was stitched up, it started to bleeding uncontrollably after the wound reopened.

After UCLA staff see news the Hoff is in their hospital, they’ll probably get the urge to read his chart. It’s not like they haven’t done it many times before.

David Hasselhoff has been using his assistant to help him pickup women at America’s Got Talent, where he is a judge. A source said:

"… a cute busty brunette was approached by the assistant of David Hasselhoff after the taping, and he gave her an autographed photo of him. On the back of the photo was the assistant’s phone number and a suggestion that she get in touch with ’them.’ Also listed was the name of the hotel [the London] where they were staying."

The girl declined the offer, which caused the group to laugh about the encounter for days afterward. The dating world can be a cruel place. Poor Hoffmeister.

A rep for Pamela Bach Hasselhoff provided "Extra" with the following statement:

"Although Pamela has been working hard to put this divorce behind her and moving on, since David was unavailable to attend Friday’s conference meeting, an agreement was not signed. Despite published reports, a settlement has not been reached nor finalized. Once David returns from vacation and elects to attend the next scheduled meeting — which to date, he has not been present at any — a settlement may be reached. As usual, Pamela’s top priority is being a full-time mom to their girls."

Bach needs to count her blessings that David Hasselhoff is even willing to settle anything. He could take it all, so Bach should just keep her mouth shut. Don’t hassle the Hoff.

David Hasselhoff and ex-wife Pamela Bach have reached a settlement in their divorce. They will share 50/50 custody of daughters Taylor and Hayley. They also reached an agreement on spousal and child support, but those terms were not disclosed. The couple’s Encino, California home will be put on the market. David had allowed Pamela to live there after she was ordered to move out, but they have now agreed to sell the property.

David is an amazingly generous person. Pam could have ended up without anything but supervised visitation, no home, no income, and no money for rehab. David deserves a lot of respect. Ladies and gentlemen, The Hoff.

Justin Bruening, from All My Children, will be the new Michael Knight in the upcoming Knight Rider movie. Bruening will replace David Hasselhoff in the lead role. Both Hasselhoff and Bruening happen to be 28 years-old when cast for the Michael Knight role. Knight Rider may not do very well at the box office, but this role will open doors for Bruening in other blockbusters.