David Beckham paid a visit to Xinhua hospital in Shanghai, China, today to visit with young leukemia patients. David is the United Nations Children’s Fund goodwill ambassador. They couldn’t have found a nicer guy. Click here to help.

David Beckham traveled to poverty-stricken Sierra Leone on Saturday as part of his role as a United Nations Children’s Fund goodwill ambassador, where he met with locals and pleaded with the world to pay more attention to the "shocking" child mortality rates in third world countries.

It’s great to see some celebs sincere about doing good, and looking good doing it.

Victoria Beckham is still talking about David Beckham’s stuffed underwear ad:

"I’m proud to see his penis 25 foot tall. It’s great. It’s huge. It’s enormous. Massive. If I looked like that I’d walk down the street in my panties too."

Victoria got fake breasts. She could probably add a penis too if she really wanted to.

Andrew Morton has written an unauthorized biography about Tom Cruise. In the book Morton makes a lot of unbelievable claims about Cruise including:

• Katie Holmes baby Suri was "conceived like Rosemary’s Baby", and that L Ron Hubbard sperm was used to conceive Suri
• Nicole Kidman "feared blackmail" over sex tapes made with Scientologists
• Scientologists "planted meadown of flowers for Tom and Nicole to run through"
• Cruise’s next mission is to recruit David Beckham

Tom has denied all the allegations and claims made in the book, even though he hasn’t read the book. Some say the book won’t be published in Britain because of libel laws in Britain, which require the author to tell the truth. Although the book sounds like it’s filled with a bunch of crazy lies, it would come as a total shock if all those claims turned out to be true.

Victoria Beckham tried to explain that David Beckham did not have an athletic cup in his Emporio Armani underwear for the ad:

“I’m proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!”

…and Victoria wants us to know she takes every inch of that "exhaust pipe." The other night at the Spice Girls show Victoria had a big glob of skin pop out of her extremely tight outfit. Reports said she had her breast implants removed so her breasts wouldn’t pop out, but it doesn’t look like she got them removed to me, and she did pop out, only it wasn’t sexy.