A very large posted of David Beckham wearing Emporio Armani underwear was unveiled at a ceremony at the Macys in San Francisco, and a lot of people showed up, not just guys. I’m going to have to post a picture of myself in those underwear one of these days.

A crazy gay fan ran onto the field to give David Beckham a big hug, that was not reciprocated. Beckham’s teammate Chris Klein came to the rescue, and scared the sissy into the missionary position.

The highest paid soccer player of all time, David Beckham, just did something we don’t see often, he scored a goal from the 70 yard line. The game was LA Galaxy versus Kansas City Wizards over the weekend. Amazing!

David Beckham was tackled from behind by Adrian Serioux in the LA Galaxy versus FC Dallas game on Sunday. Serioux received a straight red card. The idiot could have injured David’s ankle again. David nearly lost his cool. This is soccer not Rugby.

Victoria Beckham celebrated her 34th birthday at Via Veneto restaurant in Santa Monica on Sunday with her hubby David Beckham. Others of note who attended the party were Will Smith and Jada Plinko Smith, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, Kate Beckinsale without her husband, Elton John, Eva Longoria without her husband, and Diddy.

Despite rumors there was a rift with the Beckhams over Scientology, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes also showed up.

Suri Cruise also had her second birthday on Friday in Los Angeles, and celebrated mostly with family at a Scientology retreat.