Lindsay Lohan landed at JFK airport yesterday in New York after having a great time in Capri, Italy. She got an award in Capri, smoked, drank, and even had sex with at least two out of three random guys. Like Riley Giles, Alessandro di Nunzio (27) a drummer sold his story to News of the World. Nunzio said:

First she invited him to a gala dinner and DEMANDED he kiss her. Then she led him back to her hotel room. And less than six hours after they met she suddenly STRIPPED off all her clothes and treated him to a night of naked red-hot lust.

"He grinned: "Lindsay was very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous. I was hurt and sad when I found out about the other guys." (Lindsay was caught having sex with Italian actor Eduardo Costa at her hotel a few hours before having sex with Nunzio. He had sloppy seconds, gross. She also had sex with Dario Faiella, and his beer belly.)

"I couldn’t believe it when she asked if I could come to the dinner afterwards. I was proud to accompany her-then she invited me to a couple of clubs with her two friends. Despite her recent troubles she was downing alcohol-vodka cranberry and vodka soda. She told me about her problems with drugs and alcohol. She said she was trying to get over them and that she’d spent time in a rehab clinic but didn’t want to talk too much about that."

Looks like Lindsay fell off the wagon and was drinking a lot of hard alcohol the entire time she was in Italy. It wasn’t just New Years Eve when Lindsay was caught on video. Her lawyer said she called her sponsor right away. I think that’s a lie now to make it sound like Lindsay had been responsible. Did she call her sponsor when she was drinking vodka cranberry and vodka soda?

Remember the Ariva tobacco lozenges Lindsay was walking around with? Despite recent reports, a source claims Lohan wasn’t paid any money by Andy Valmorbida to unofficially endorse Ariva tobacco lozenges, with which she’s been photographed, but that she did begin dating him about a month ago. Photos of the duo dining together recently surfaced and Lohan was later spotted leaving Valmorbida’s Beverly Hills bungalow. Valmorbida may have been supplying Lindsay with Ariva for free. In Italy Lindsay was smoking. Valmorbida probably cut off her supply of Ariva once he found out Lindsay was banging all of Italy.

Lindsay Lohan had an even wilder time in Capri, Italy than first reported. Not only did she make-out with three different guys, but she took Dario Faiella back to her hotel room. Lindsay’s addiction to BHC just went into overdrive. There is also word she may be drinking again. Her lust for life, and all things naughty, is insatiable. Lindsay is the worst kind of addict. She’s got money, fame, and an endless supply of people who want to be her b!tch. Dario is so sexy, if you love hairy beer bellies. Lindsay will probably get a beer belly some time, and everyone will think she’s pregnant. If she does have a baby, it’ll need a dry martini and a cigarette in the morning before breakfast just like mommy … and grandma.

Lindsay Lohan is in Capri, Italy to receive an award she doesn’t deserve. While she was there she banged as many guys as possible. First a waiter named Alessandro Di Nunzio, then actor Eduardo Costa, then another actor Dario Faiella. What makes this gross is all these guys are sharing the same girl. They might as well have slept with each other. I’d wear gloves just to shake Lindsay’s hand.

How do I know Lindsay didn’t deserve the award she got? Hayden Panettiere got the same award. It’s like these two were paid to be there to get press for the event.