Danny Noriega was not offered a job by Rosie O’Donnell, but rather a free cruise to Mexico on O’Donell’s R Family Vacations. Rosie said on her blog:

“I don’t know if you have to sit around the American Idol studio and look sad for the next few weeks, because I think that’s part of the contract, but you got a free cruise. You and a friend. Come on there, and I want you to sing Tainted Love, I think you’re fantastic. And I think you’re a bold and brave and beautiful young man. And I admire you, Danny Noriega. You have an amazing voice. And your hair looks good straight. You can sing with Cyndi Lauper, and me, onstage.”

This may seem like a job offer, but it’s more of an insult. Rosie is stroking Noriega’s ego to get him to perform for free, not as paid talent. Noriega will have a huge career singing as a drag queen, and he’ll get paid to do it. Tell Rosie to take her strap-on, and shove it where the sun doesn’t shine.

Daniel Noriega was eliminated from American Idol tonight. There were big aligator tears, but not from Simon. Does that mean the rumored affair between Noriega and David Hernandez is over too?

Danny Noriega and David Hernandez are rumored to be having an affair. A source said the two met on American Idol, and have been hot and heavy for each other ever since. It’s all rumor and speculation at the moment, or is it? Stay tuned …

Daniel Noriega, the boy that looks like a girl from American Idol, made this Christmas video for everyone, and sent out this message:

"I hope Santa Claus r@pes your f**king mother and I hope you all get coal, because you’re all pieces of sh!t."

Such a sweet boy with a heart filled with hate. Definitely not my American Idol.