Jennie Garth, pictured above, does a wardrobe check before performing on Dancing with the Stars. This is one of the few crotch shots that is totally SFW, unfortunately, but then again look who we’re talking about. Jennie used to be hot, but gravity and physics gave her a good pummeling. It could be worse, it could be Barbara Walters crotch shot. Mike Walker at the National Enquirer reports:

Gorgeous Jennie Garth nearly took a page out of Britney Spears’ Songbook For Skanks when she headed onstage to kick up her heels on Dancing with the Stars, then suddenly stopped and shrieked: “OMIGOD!… I forgot to put on my undies!” Beating a hasty retreat back to her dressing room, the ex-90210 star emerged moments later and giggled to production staffers: “I can’t believe I almost went out there and did the tango without my underwear…but NOW I’m ready!

I don’t want to make Ms. Walters sound disgusting, but if she were to forget to wear her panties, I’d prefer that she be in a mummy costume when that happens.

Marie Osmond fainted last night on Dancing with the Stars. After she recovered she apologized for passing out, and asked for her scores. When I first saw this video I couldn’t believe that was Marie. I was thinking it was a dancing robot that looked like Marie, because she hasn’t aged, but robots don’t faint. Someone really should have woke her up by putting her hand in some warm water. If you want to see the interview with Marie after she woke up click the link below.

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Next season’s contestants on "Dancing With the Stars" have been "leaked." I’m guessing this is the same kind of leak that happens when Paris Hilton calls the paparazzi to tell them where she is going to be and then feigns shock and horror when they actually show up. Yeah, that kind of leak. Anyway, the list is a veritable who’s who in the world of Has-Beens. TMZ has named them on their site, along with photos. Here is the list: Tori Spelling, Jennie Garth, Aaron Carter, Mark Cuban, Wayne Newton, Jane Seymour, Floyd Mayweather Jr., Nia Peeples, Richard Quest, Lou Ferrigno, Gisele Bundchen, Helio Castroneves, and Sabrina Bryan. Apparently Melanie Brown, a.k.a. Mel B., a.k.a. Scary Spice, is going to be involved in the show in some form, but not as a dancer. We’re guessing that her freaky deaky husband probably forbade her to dance.

Can’t you just read the tag line for this show? What happens when Donna Martin, the Hulk, and Proactiv-spokesperson-to-be Aaron Carter sashay into the world of dancing? Hilarity ensues!

The nice thing is that a bus will pick up the contestants after the show wraps and take them to their stint on "The Surreal Life."

Mere hours before tonight’s broadcast of Dancing with the Stars, Mario Lopez’ partner-in-hoofing, Karina Smirnoff, who Mario is dating, suffered a serious injury to her back.

According to sources at ABC, paramedics rushed to the scene to treat the fallen dancer. Lopez confirmed that Smirnoff "hurt her back and neck in rehearsal" but plans to dance through the pain, adding, "I hope she pulls it together. I’m nervous."

Nine contestants remain on Dancing with the Stars. Meet the Barkers’ Shanna Moakler and news anchor Tucker Carlson have already been voted off by viewers. Lopez, formerly of Saved by the Bell fame, is thought to be one of the show’s front runners.

Dancing with the Stars is scheduled to broadcast live at 8 p.m. EST.