Beyonce Crotch Shot

Beyonce is working that pole hard. Oops she forgot something. Beyonce and Ashanti have something in common, they both shave. Click the image below for the uncensored NSFW picture.

Ashanti Crotch Shot in NYC

Ashanti performed last Friday in New York City. Her very short dress, and lack of panties, gave us a brief peek at heaven. Click the image below for the uncensored NSFW picture.

Christina Aguilera Upskirt Crotch Shot

It seems although Christina Aguilera is pregnant, paparazzi are always out to get the money shot, even when it insults the senses. There’s nothing scandalous like a foot sticking out, it’s just a vagina, or a fold of skin, or something resembling a vagina in pantihose. Even though I could have appreciated this shot much more many months ago, I guess it’s better late than never. Click the thumbnail for a bigger NSFW picture.

Maria Sharapova Caught in Crotch Shot Scandal

The picture above of Maria Sharapova, and her crotch, happens to be an exhibit in a lawsuit between a crotch shot loving CEO, and a former employee: TSG reports:

A top advertising executive who allegedly enjoyed photographing the crotches of unsuspecting females, snapped a close-up shot of Maria Sharapova’s nether region as the tennis star posed for a Canon camera ad. [...] Steve Biegel charges that he was fired by Dentsu Holdings, the giant Japanese advertising agency, after complaining about the photographic hobby of Toyo Shigeta, the firm’s CEO, who allegedly distributed the Sharapova photo to subordinates. Included as an exhibit to Biegel’s lawsuit…is the purported photo of Sharapova .. Biegel alleges, Shigeta "proudly" gave him an electronic copy of the Sharapova photo (which is now Exhibit B in the federal discrimination lawsuit). Biegel contends that while Sharapova was unaware that she was being photographed by Shigeta, he and the athelete’s makeup woman realized what was going on. Through a Dentsu spokesperson, Shigeta denied taking the Sharapova photo. The ad firm branded Biegel’s allegations "outrageous" and said it would file a counterclaim for libel and fraud.

Why would Steve Biegel even care if his boss took photos from a football field’s distance away or not of Maria’s crotch? With all the crotch shots of tennis stars all over the net, this guy’s credibility is in serious doubt. Steve seems pretty gay, and it seems he was just looking for an excuse to get back at his boss after he got fired for stealing snacks from the office lunchroom. He was never actually accused of stealing because I made that up, but it sounds like something he’d do, plus he’s never put the seat down after peeing in the ladies room.

Chris Crocker Crotch Shot

Outside Hyde last night Chris Crocker gave the paparazzi a crotch shot that caused them to drop their cameras, and blow chunks. It looks like Britney Spears is still the bigger nut, er, has bigger nuts.

Wait a minute, Chris looks more like Renee Zellweger pictured here than Britney.

Caution: The images below are NSFW, are disturbing, may cause sudden vomiting, and blindness. You’ve been warned.