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Craig Ferguson Wants to Change Late Night Television

Hollywood Grind — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 06:03:40 +0000

Craig Ferguson gave a very revealing interview recently that defined the man as a late night television host:

On his ambitions as a late-night host: "I don’t want to be poor. I don’t want to be rich to the extent where all I care about is keeping my job. I don’t want to be frightened of getting fired. Do I want to make a lot of money? F–k yeah. I suppose I’d like to maintain, if I have any, some kind of integrity."

– On ratings: "I look at them but I don’t understand them. Do all ratings stop at 49. They do! I’m 47 so in two years I’m f–ked. Everybody writes about it like a religion. Here’s what I do know: When Jay was sh!t-canned from NBC he was the leader in all numbers and they fired him. I want to keep my head down."

On his now-famous "Why Everything Sucks" rant (video below): "That particular nugget of fury was just there in the moment. One of the luxuries of doing television every night is it’s like you have an outlet to just broadcast your thoughts … That’s why I would never Twitter. I’ve got an hour to fill every f–king night. What am I going to say? Going to say things about things! … it’s very contemporary, a person just revealing his thoughts. It’s the broadcast of unedited thought."

– On the late-night format: "The format is tired and it is old. I’m another middle aged white guy telling jokes on TV in a suit. And that’s tired. I want to mess with it."

– Favorite guest: "Betty White." Least? "An actor whose name I won’t say. So f–k ’em."

– On whether he would want a show at 10 p.m. like Jay Leno has: "I don’t think people are ready for cussing puppets at 10 o’clock. I kind of — I am mystified by many things in life, and that one, I don’t really understand what’s going on there either."

– On keeping his sanity: "Being on TV every night has made me crazier than when I started. There’s definitely been a shift. [Saying how getting his pilot’s license has, in a way, kept him grounded]: "It’s the complete opposite of show business. In show business, you bullsh!t-bullsh!t-bullsh!t and you get ahead. In aviation, you bullsh!t, you f–king die."

– On who’s the true King of Late Night: "No matter what the numbers have ever been, the king of late night television is Dave Letterman. I know there are press releases to show scientifically that’s not f–king true. If there is a successor to Johnny, of course it’s David. I sit at his feet. I’m kind of his b!tch, to use the modern parlance."

I’ve just come to realize that experience has taught Craig Ferguson, that change can take you to the top if everyone else agrees to follow you on the journey, and he is working to change late night television.

Zooey Deschanel not Katy Perry on Craig Ferguson

Hollywood Grind — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 17:51:06 +0000

Zooey Deschanel was charming when she appeared on Craig Ferguson. Zooey pointed out recently that although she aknowledges looking like Katy Perry, she doesn’t like people running up to her identifying her as Katy Perry.

We think Zooey and Katy should do a movie together, as sisters.

Craig Ferguson and Megan Wallace Cunningham Got Married

Hollywood Grind — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 06:28:00 +0000

Craig Ferguson (46), from the CBS Late Late Show, and Megan Wallace Cunningham, who is an art dealer, got married over the holidays Ferguson told his audience. He said:

“The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman." And referring to his wedding band, he said “It’s not just bling. But, I am European, so I was both the groom and the maid of honor," he joked referring to the kilt he wore during the ceremony.

Ferguson has been married twice before, and has a 7 year-old son from his second marriage.

Good luck.

Roseanne Barr Has Her Own Vagina Monologue

Hollywood Grind — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:31:21 +0000

Roseanne Barr was on Craig Ferguson last night talking about her Vaginal Rejuvenation. She should have gotten that done on her big mouth too.

David Letterman and Craig Ferguson Need New Writers

Hollywood Grind — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:24:38 +0000

The writers strike just ended, and already they are cheating off each others’ scripts. Both David Letterman and Craig Ferguson told the same joke the other night. The habit of taking afternoon naps must still be causing some sort of writer’s block. Oh, and Happy Chinese New Year.

The Four Musketeers Return to Late Night TV

Hollywood Grind — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 13:54:44 +0000

Last night David Letterman, Jay Leno, Conan O’ Brian, and Craig Ferguson were back on the air, but Letterman and Conan had beards. Dave said, "I grew it out of solidarity for my writers, and to prove that I have some testosterone." Dave just looks like he was too lazy to shave during his time off. Conan has a strange resemblence to the one and only Kris Kringle.

Pamela Anderson Dating A Magician?

Hollywood Grind — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 21:20:55 +0000

Pamela Anderson has been hitting the talk show circuit with Dutch magician (pardon me…"Illusionist") Hans Klok, and now it appears that the uber-blonde twosome might be dating.

The potential lovebirds appear on tonight’s Late Late Show and host Craig Ferguson asks point blank about their relationship, asking the two if they’re dating. Here’s how Pam responded:

"There’s a lot of love backstage. It’s very physical. It’s very loving."

So either these two are going at it like bunnies or it’s all just a PR move. If it’s true, this falls squarely into the David Copperfield-Claudia Schiffer category. Damn those magicians and their inexplicable control over hot women!

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