Roseanne Barr was on Craig Ferguson last night talking about her Vaginal Rejuvenation. She should have gotten that done on her big mouth too.

The writers strike just ended, and already they are cheating off each others’ scripts. Both David Letterman and Craig Ferguson told the same joke the other night. The habit of taking afternoon naps must still be causing some sort of writer’s block. Oh, and Happy Chinese New Year.

Last night David Letterman, Jay Leno, Conan O’ Brian, and Craig Ferguson were back on the air, but Letterman and Conan had beards. Dave said, "I grew it out of solidarity for my writers, and to prove that I have some testosterone." Dave just looks like he was too lazy to shave during his time off. Conan has a strange resemblence to the one and only Kris Kringle.

Pamela Anderson has been hitting the talk show circuit with Dutch magician (pardon me…"Illusionist") Hans Klok, and now it appears that the uber-blonde twosome might be dating.

The potential lovebirds appear on tonight’s Late Late Show and host Craig Ferguson asks point blank about their relationship, asking the two if they’re dating. Here’s how Pam responded:

"There’s a lot of love backstage. It’s very physical. It’s very loving."

So either these two are going at it like bunnies or it’s all just a PR move. If it’s true, this falls squarely into the David Copperfield-Claudia Schiffer category. Damn those magicians and their inexplicable control over hot women!