Yes, we know that Britney should be home taking care of her neglected and badly fed children but, with Brit Brit, it’s all about baby steps! Out with cousin Alli, who is trying to become a pop star herself, she actually wore clothes! There is nary a boob or a vajayjay in sight! We’re hoping that this is a glimpse into the future for Britney.

Speaking of the future, check out this futuristic skanky outfit Alli wears in one of the photos on her web site! We no longer have to wonder what hookers will look like in the year 2050!

Apparently it runs in the family. TMZ is reporting that Paris Hilton’s cousin, Brooke Ashley Brinson, got a DUI late last year in a Mercedes registered to Paris herself.

Brinson reportedly blew a 0.15 (yeah, that’s about twice the legal limit) and was only 20 years old to boot. Still, Brinson has some big shoes to fill in the train wreck department. Paris’ train has been careening off the track for a few years now.

Brinson will get her day in court on August 3. We predict there won’t be many reporters camping out front for this verdict.