Apparently Jenna Jameson has gone on the Nicole Richie diet of air, air, and more air…with an occasional diet coke. This is what she looked like for a photo shoot in Malibu on Monday. It’s just sad when you consider that she used to look fairly healthy, as in the photo below. She will definitely have to find a new profession, as she would crack in half if she tried to do a porn flick at this point.

The rumor around town is that Jenna wants Scarlet Johannson to play her in an upcoming biopic but, looking like this, she might want to target Courtney Love.

Carmen Electra hit the beach over the weekend looking like a 21-year-old co-ed and gave the paparazzi what had to have been their best day in history. I’m guessing the lucky guy in this game of chicken probably won’t forget this day any time soon either. But what’s up with her taste in love interests? First Dennis Rodman then Dave Navarro and, most recently, she’s been rumored to have meandered over to the other team for some dalliances with not-so-young rocker Joan Jett. Who’s next, Courtney Love?

Courtney Love is apparently getting even more surgery to get back to what she looked like pre-surgery.  Hopefully it will get her past this tranny phase she’s been in as of late.  The news comes from her blog post that MSNBC put up on their site:

“My mouth still looks wonky, i think i gott go back to paris tot he dr, he fixes bad surgery and also cleft palates and serious [bleep] its nbot really vanity hes conservtive, wich we like,” the grunge singer wrote on her Web site. “This really isnt znyones business but im hating that id di that to my mouth back in the day and he didnt really take out enough the first time around i just wnt the mouth god gave me back.”

Love, it has been rumored, had injections to make her lips fuller. “It was perfectly cute. and i had nice big lips as Gwyneth says when i was "Out Sick" (genius phrase) of my dark years id id some damage and i have to restore myself to not looking ridiculous, idont care if im prettty or ugly or jo de lie wich is what i apretty much am (french for ugly pretty – theres no english word fo rit and im sure im nots pelling it right).”

Can I buy a vowel?  Is this grammar the result of years of drugs or did her last surgeon actually perform a lobotomy instead?  Listen up, kids–this is your brain on crazy.

Courtney Love ditched her tranny style while performing at the Hiro Ballroom in Manhattan and, instead, looked like something the archaeologists just dug up on their last expedition. It’s only a matter of years before she’s approaching the likes of Phyllis Diller.

TMZ posted this photo of Courtney Love, after just having received a lovely bouquet on her 43rd birthday. But we ask you–does she remind you of anyone else? It’s a man, baby!