Courtney Love (44) is being sued by American Express for the unpaid balance of $352,059.67 on her AmEx Gold card. The company said Love’s card charging privileges were suspended after she "failed and refused" to make payments. Love responded via Twitter with this gem:

"outliers waits and im only on chapter 2 teh 10000 hour rule amerex come on i have a good feeling about your solid i bet taurean a$$!"

Another linguisic work of art by Courtney Love. The real losers here are AmEx, who should have known better than to give Love a credit line over $500.

A paparazzo asked Mickey Rourke on Thursday if he was dating Courtney Love, and he said:

"I’d rather be on a deserted island with a gorilla."

If I were ever drunk enough to consider doing Courtney Love, I hope I would have the good fortune to pass out first.

Courtney Love spent Sunday posting 60 times on her MySpace page. She even talked about feeling suicidal at one point.

Since her activities became public, Courtney’s already responded denying allegations she is using drugs again.

Most of what Courtney writes sounds crazy, so maybe it’s just a manic phase.

Lindsay Lohan was eating lunch in Los Angeles the other day when a fan started screaming "Courtney! Courtney!" A witness said:

"She was also looking extremely pale. You know things are going downhill when you get mistaken for an ex-druggie plastic surgery disaster who’s twice your age!"

According to some, that pale ex-druggie look is good for business.

John Englebert, who owns hotspots like Prime and Suzie Wong, has offered Lindsay $11,000 in cash plus a mink coat just like the one she stole borrowed. The cash and coat are being offered to help her settle a lawsuit brought by Masha Markova, from whom Lindsay took a mink coat without asking. Englebert made the offer because he says of Lindsay is a "great customer." I’m seeing visions of Studio 54.

Courtney Love doesn’t need street drugs when she has a big bag of prescription drugs. She never leaves home without them.