Courteney Cox was on the Today show, but her face looked plastic, and she even talked like she had cotton mouth.

Jennifer Aniston (38), pictured above left, was spotted yesterday boarding a private jet to Los Cabos, Mexico with a mystery man who was NOT Jason Lewis, from Sex and the City. Can anyone identify the guy in the picture on the right? Jen and Jason joined Courteney Cox, David Arquette and their daughter Coco for a little vacation. This is the Arquette’s fourth year in a row vacationing in Los Cabos. David is probably relieved Jen finally found someone. Earlier reports said David and Courteney’s marriage had been strained by Jen’s constant presence. Now it’s all good again. Tobey Maguire, his wife Jennifer Meyer, and their daughter Ruby (2), were also in Los Cabos, and visited the Arquettes around 11 pm. Ruby must really love the night life.

Hopefully Jen will finally find happiness with someone. The rumor about Jen being pregnant is not true.

Britney Spears is still being a bad girl. Last week she didn’t take her drug test after she didn’t supply the drug testers with her address. The judge said the last time she missed tests that a missed test was a failed test. The judge revoked her one day a week visitation.

The parenting coach also phone in during an emergency hearing with the judge, who is really a commissioner, and asked if she could end home visits since she wasn’t making any progress with Britney’s parenting skills.

Before her Blackout album hits record stores there is now news that pre-orders are now at number 76 on Amazon.com. The analysis is that Britney’s bad behavior is creating so much negativity that there is now very little interest in her new album. There is one way to make celebrities act like decent people, and forcing the talented ones to rise to the top, instead of scum. Don’t buy their albums, watch their movies, or buy their products until they spend more time giving great performances, rather than breaking the law.

Britney Spears was seen in Malibu along the Pacific Coast Highway, and today there is a huge fire raging. Did Britney start the fire with a flick of her cigarette? Maybe now she’ll stop smoking when the paparazzi are filling her car with gas. No one is saying yet what started the fire, but the following stars have so far been evacuated: Jennifer Aniston, Sting, Bill Murray, Tatum O’Neal, Rob Reiner, Linda Ronstadt, David Arquette and Courteney Cox, David Geffen, Jeffrey Katzenberg,Tom Hanks, Rita Wilson, Olivia Newton-John, and James Cameron.

The Spears/Federline is under court seal, so it is difficult to get timely information. Despite having her visitation revoked, Britney was out yesterday, at Starbucks, with her kids and a court monitor, so it looks like she made another deal. Britney probably had to take a drug test and pass it before the commissioner let her see her kids.

Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox were spotted leaving Nobu restaurant in Malibu together again. It’s just two girls leaning on each other while they have trouble with men. Girl power. Jen really needs to find more friends cause Courteney’s problems are the result of too much Jen.

Each time we read the Pitt praise, we imagine Jennifer Aniston sitting in bed, sobbing, surrounded by gossip magazines. 

It has been a couple of years and Aniston is dating a super smokin’ hot male model. But, regardless of what Courteney Cox says about Aniston being over it, these stories have gotta smart.

As Angelina Jolie tirelessly promotes A Mighty Heart, she never never misses an opportunity to share some juicy tidbits about the glorious and idyllic family life she shares with Brad Pitt and their four young children.

According to the Daily Mirror, Jolie opened up about Pitt, telling them she feels so fortunate to have him as her partner.

"I am a very lucky woman," she says. "I have a beautiful family and Brad is a supportive friend and a great father. And he is very romantic. We talk very deeply about how we feel."

"When my mother died Brad held her hand and helped me through all the stages of dealing with someone dying," she says.

"After the funeral Brad brought everyone back to the house and asked questions about our mom. He focused on all the love and all the joy we were fortunate enough to have had. He is an extraordinary man."

Later, the Mirror quotes Jolie talking about her amazing children and joking about Pax being "the loudest member of the family."

And in our imagination, Aniston weeps and pulls the covers over her head.

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