Tadpole-loving Demi Moore embarrassed Cougars the world over by showing up to Zac Posen’s fashion show with this shiny red clarinet case masquerading as a purse.

That thing screams "trying too hard."

What’s she carrying in there? Madonna’s purple penetrator?

Wonder what Ashton will think about that.

Here’s Demi Moore, snapped, allegedly, after a two-hour visit with a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon. That photo is pretty fuzzy…

Besides, this is news?

To the people who are surprised: did you think she was just drinking from Ponce de Leon’s Fountain of Youth?

Or do you really believe the Cougar Creed: the younger the man, the younger you look.

We should have known Demi had been getting some tweaks. We’d just commented on how fresh-faced and terrific she’s been looking, even standing next to youthful hubby Ashton Kutcher.