Demi Moore Takes Ridiculous Big Red Purse to Fashion Week

Tadpole-loving Demi Moore embarrassed Cougars the world over by showing up to Zac Posen’s fashion show with this shiny red clarinet case masquerading as a purse.

That thing screams "trying too hard."

What’s she carrying in there? Madonna’s purple penetrator?

Wonder what Ashton will think about that.

Plastic Surgery Consultation or Quickie Cosmetic Treatment for Demi Moore?

Here’s Demi Moore, snapped, allegedly, after a two-hour visit with a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon. That photo is pretty fuzzy…

Besides, this is news?

To the people who are surprised: did you think she was just drinking from Ponce de Leon’s Fountain of Youth?

Or do you really believe the Cougar Creed: the younger the man, the younger you look.

We should have known Demi had been getting some tweaks. We’d just commented on how fresh-faced and terrific she’s been looking, even standing next to youthful hubby Ashton Kutcher.