According to Page Six, an unauthorized biography on Jack Nicholson by author Dennis McDougal will be released soon and will include some details long held secret by the 70-year-old star. One of these secrets is the fact that he has various "love children," one of whom is handicapped.

But, the book claims, "There are two other possibles whom those closest to Jack whisper about, including one young man who lives with handicaps brought on by his actress mother’s drug abuse . . . These are among the closely held secrets he has generally succeeded in keeping from his fans." He doesn’t identify either.

Nicholson’s lawyer, Abe Somer, told Page Six: "The allegations of the handicapped son are false and inaccurate. There is no handicapped son of Mr. Nicholson." He declined to comment on McDougal’s allegation of a second unknown love child, adding, "Let’s respect his privacy." Somer also said Nicholson has four, not five, illegitimate kids.

The actor, who has admitted he is "preoccupied with sex," also shuns wearing condoms, likening them to wearing a "warm garbage bag." Apparently, he has no fear of the body bag that he’ll surely end up in after his pecker shrivels up and falls off. Speaking of Jack’s pecker, TMZ is also reporting that the biography will contain info on the fact that Jack’s member is "uniquely shaped." After spreading his seed all over the nation, we’re just surprised it doesn’t actually contain a heat sensor and a scope.

Rumer Willis, 18-year-old daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, was caught in the middle of a drug arrest.

"Access Hollywood" reports that Rumer was in a Maryland hotel room where police busted a man for marijuana possession after hotel guests complained about noise. Willis was one of four people in the room. She was not arrested, nor was she being investigated.

Rumer’s in Maryland making an indie film called "From Within."

Just last month, Bruce Willis told People magazine that he and Demi talked to their kids about drugs, saying, "We have an ongoing conversation. They have the gene, and we warn them: ’You have a predisposition to be an alcoholic.’ It’s on her side of the family and mine. It’s something to be aware of. My kids are strongly anti-drug."

Rumer doesn’t seem like the pot smoking type, but she also doesn’t seem like the type to put a condom in her mouth. She does want attention, so anything could happen.

Talk about old rumors.  Madonna and John F. Kennedy Jr. were hanging out in the 80’s and John-John died in the 90’s.  It’s now 2007, yet there’s a new book full of supposed revelations.

JFK Jr. was one fine hunk of man-meat and one would think that all the details of his life had already been mercilessly hashed, rehashed, and hashed up again immediately following his untimely death.  We’ve read so much about him; there’s been no shortage of information for the insatiable fan.

Somehow, though, a juicy story of a hotel romp has surfaced, along with other dubious claims.

According to the New York Post, a new unauthorized biography includes the tale, relayed by college pal Rob Littell, of Kennedy’s naughty summer night with Madonna in a cheap Chicago hotel room.

"They were working their way around the bases, and as they rounded third and headed for home, she asked him if he had any protection. He didn’t, so now they began discussing how they were going to get a hold of a prophylactic," Littell tells the author.

"She was still legally married to Sean Penn, and he had a steady girlfriend . . . They were afraid of being busted. They couldn’t very well just meander into a pharmacy and ask for a pack of Trojans. They were too well known . . . To John’s great chagrin, the relationship was never completed."

What adult talks like that??   "Working their way around the bases…"  "To John’s great chagrin…"  What a bore. Sounds like a guy who likes to hear himself talk, who just happens to also be a loose-lipped friend.

But it gets worse: other "friends" and acquaintances in the book dish about John-John’s alleged "numerous" bisexual encounters and a dalliance with at least one Hollywood prostitute.

Interesting that these stories are just coming out.  Pun intended.

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