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Get It On by Durex Condoms – Video

Hollywood Grind — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 05:51:25 +0000

Durex Condoms made a hilarious commercial that should not be viewed at work. At about the 17 second mark the girl farts.

Click here to watch it.

Lindsay Lohan is Not Dead – Yet

Hollywood Grind — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 21:22:41 +0000

The Canterbury Institute is illegally using Lindsay Lohan’s name in a "DON’T DIE LINDSAY!" ad to get attention. Right now they treat non-celebrities that don’t pay well, so they’d like to remedy that by attracting celebrities so they can jack up their rates. If you want to attract celebrities might I suggest offering massages, private rooms, condoms and lube, unsupervised day passes good for up to 3 days, and drug tests that are answered as a "yes" or "no" question to the rehab guest.

This weekend Lindsay will be leaving rehab. While in rehab she was caught having sex, and in possession of drugs. Plus, she was named in a divorce case for having an alleged affair with one of her fellow rehab mates, who happens to be married to a woman whose family is worth over $1 billion dollars. When she gets out I’m sure she’ll summarize rehab as "b-o-r-i-n-g."

Morning Puke on Live Television

Hollywood Grind — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 15:38:58 +0000

Live television is fun. Anything can happen, even projectile vomiting. Did this Swedish game show host Eva Nazemson puke because of menstrual cramps, or did the condom break on her last one-night-stand? Just an FYI: Condoms break 100% of the time, which is why guys agree to use them.

Jessica Alba has a Nice Butt

Hollywood Grind — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 19:33:57 +0000

Jessica Alba took a break from her schedule to play some games at the Santa Monica pier this week. In those skin tight jeans she almost looks naked. Seeing women looking almost naked in tight clothes is a lot like wearing a condom, they look great, but I can’t feel a thing.

Lindsay Lohan May be Pregnant

Hollywood Grind — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 05:28:12 +0000

Lindsay Lohan is supposed to be in at the Cirque rehab facility in Utah, but now there are rumors that she is pregnant again according to OK! magazine:

â€œIt wouldn’t be the first time she had a pregnancy scare.â€

Although I doubt Lohan is pregnant, she’s no doubt been studying the positive reaction Nicole Richie has received. Richie gets a second DUI, is facing jail time, gets pregnant, gets sympathy, gets a few days in jail, and everyone loves her again. Lohan is following the same pattern, and right now she may not even be able to find work as an actress, so she’s in desperate need of something to help get her career back on track. I wonder if she’s one of those stars that uses abortion as birth control.

If Lohan did give birth, the baby would probably just be a wad of used condoms. On the other hand, if the always working ~~the party scene~~ Lindsay did have a baby, her mother would most likely raise it, and we know what a great job she did with Lindsay.

Jack Nicholson Has Several “Love Children”

Hollywood Grind — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 17:37:21 +0000

According to Page Six, an unauthorized biography on Jack Nicholson by author Dennis McDougal will be released soon and will include some details long held secret by the 70-year-old star. One of these secrets is the fact that he has various "love children," one of whom is handicapped.

But, the book claims, "There are two other possibles whom those closest to Jack whisper about, including one young man who lives with handicaps brought on by his actress mother’s drug abuse . . . These are among the closely held secrets he has generally succeeded in keeping from his fans." He doesn’t identify either.

Nicholson’s lawyer, Abe Somer, told Page Six: "The allegations of the handicapped son are false and inaccurate. There is no handicapped son of Mr. Nicholson." He declined to comment on McDougal’s allegation of a second unknown love child, adding, "Let’s respect his privacy." Somer also said Nicholson has four, not five, illegitimate kids.

The actor, who has admitted he is "preoccupied with sex," also shuns wearing condoms, likening them to wearing a "warm garbage bag." Apparently, he has no fear of the body bag that he’ll surely end up in after his pecker shrivels up and falls off. Speaking of Jack’s pecker, TMZ is also reporting that the biography will contain info on the fact that Jack’s member is "uniquely shaped." After spreading his seed all over the nation, we’re just surprised it doesn’t actually contain a heat sensor and a scope.

Rumer Willis Involved in Drug Bust

Hollywood Grind — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 17:37:04 +0000

Rumer Willis, 18-year-old daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, was caught in the middle of a drug arrest.

"Access Hollywood" reports that Rumer was in a Maryland hotel room where police busted a man for marijuana possession after hotel guests complained about noise. Willis was one of four people in the room. She was not arrested, nor was she being investigated.

Rumer’s in Maryland making an indie film called "From Within."

Just last month, Bruce Willis told People magazine that he and Demi talked to their kids about drugs, saying, "We have an ongoing conversation. They have the gene, and we warn them: ’You have a predisposition to be an alcoholic.’ It’s on her side of the family and mine. It’s something to be aware of. My kids are strongly anti-drug."

Rumer doesn’t seem like the pot smoking type, but she also doesn’t seem like the type to put a condom in her mouth. She does want attention, so anything could happen.

Madonna and John Jr. Never Consummated Fling For Lack of Condom

Hollywood Grind — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 13:17:13 +0000

Talk about old rumors.Â Madonna and John F. Kennedy Jr. were hanging out in the 80’s and John-John died in the 90’s.Â It’s now 2007, yet there’s a new book full of supposed revelations.

JFK Jr. was one fine hunk of man-meat and one would think that all the details of his life had already been mercilessly hashed, rehashed, and hashed up again immediately following his untimely death.Â We’ve read so much about him; there’s been no shortage of information for the insatiable fan.

Somehow, though, a juicy story of a hotel romp has surfaced, along with other dubious claims.

According to the New York Post, a new unauthorized biography includes the tale, relayed by college pal Rob Littell, of Kennedy’s naughty summer night with Madonna in a cheap ChicagoÂ hotel room.

"They were working their way around the bases, and as they rounded third and headed for home, she asked him if he had any protection. He didn’t, so now they began discussing how they were going to get a hold of a prophylactic," Littell tells the author.

"She was still legally married to Sean Penn, and he had a steady girlfriend . . . They were afraid of being busted. They couldn’t very well just meander into a pharmacy and ask for a pack of Trojans. They were too well known . . . To John’s great chagrin, the relationship was never completed."

What adult talks like that??Â Â "Working their way around the bases…"Â "To John’s great chagrin…"Â What a bore. Sounds like a guy who likes to hear himself talk, who just happens to also be a loose-lipped friend.

But it gets worse: other "friends" and acquaintances in the book dish about John-John’s alleged "numerous" bisexual encounters and a dalliance with at least one Hollywood prostitute.

Interesting that these stories are just coming out.Â Pun intended.

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