Rebecca Loos is the Nanny that David Beckham had a very sexual affair with. Loos has announced she is coming to America. VH1, MTV, or some network need to rent a house for this slut right next to David’s house. Then air a reality show that has the Loos Nanny trying to steal David from Victoria Beckham. The fight for David would get so bloody they’d have to bring troops back from Iraq just to bring the Loos-Beckham conflict to an end.

Did anyone watch Jenny Jones, or hear about, a horrible incident when a guy found out his neighbor had a gay crush on him, and the whole thing was exposed on national television? The straight guy killed the gay neighbor after the show. Some straight guys equate being associated with anything gay like being falsely accused of murder. It’s all about personal values and self image. Some gossip bloggers should consider this when trying to out straight guys that are not gay.

With the huge effort to make gay okay there is a new show coming to America. Let this video be a warning for guys that don’t like to be caught in awkward positions, don’t sign up for reality shows. Would you have made the same decision as this guy? Upon hearing Miriam’s secret, I would have immediately bathed in hydrochloric acid, followed by dousing myself in gasoline, then lighting myself on fire, and ran screeming.

Posh Spice is apparently Pushy Spice.

Victoria Beckham, perhaps taking some lessons from Angelina Jolie’s techniques during the press tour for A Mighty Heart, is throwing her (light)weight around.

Page Six reports that Beckham’s reps "forced reporters to sign contracts before interviewing her."

What was Beckham’s goal? To ensure that reporters asked her questions about her truncated snoozefest reality show "Victoria Beckham: Coming to America," and only that.

Who does she think she is? (Oh yeah…right…she thinks she’s Angelina.)

Here’s the thing: If you can’t ask her about her boobs, hottie-pants David Beckham, their friendship with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, the Scientology rumors, and the Spice Girls reunion, there’s not much to an interview with Posh. Just as there isn’t much to her, literally.

Bummer that she and her reps are the only ones who don’t get it.

The ratings of her "special" could be a wake-up call, but probably not.

Thank goodness for freedom of speech in America. Here’s more:

Victoria Beckham accepted undisclosed damages Monday from a celebrity magazine that claimed the crew of her U.S. TV show considered her "picky, demanding and rude."

Victoria sued Star magazine over an April article that claimed staff working on the NBC show had also described her as "full of herself and not very nice."

Beckham’s lawyer, Gerrard Tyrrell, told Britain’s High Court that filming hadn’t started at the time the story was published.

"The story was therefore completely inaccurate and defamatory of Ms. Beckham," he said.

Northern & Shell PLC, which publishes the magazine, apologized and agreed to pay Beckham’s legal costs and "substantial" damages. The amount of damages wasn’t disclosed.

"Victoria Beckham: Coming to America" will air July 16.

Another case that hinged on what the meaning of the word "is" is.