Clay Aiken made a Valentine’s Day appearance on Jimmy Kimmel, but he won’t say who his Valentine is, so who cares anyway.

I’ve reposted the hardest to get video on the planet. This is the performance recently when Aiken tried to hit the high notes on All is Well and almost ripped his vocal cords. It was worse than nails screeching on a chalk board. Claymates can’t hide Clay’s flaws forever.

FYI: The movie Music and Lyrics is great to take your Valentine to.

Sienna Miller has always surprised me. Her taste in men for example. She has banged sloppy Jude Law, and puffed with Diddy. Miller shines the most when it comes to fashion. That top was made from a bath rug, the purse is actually an Iphone with external keyboard, the nylons are support stocking granny panties (black is the new black), the shoes were borrowed from Pete Doherty (he couldn’t walk a straight line in them either), and the coat was sold to her by my friend who decided to sell it after his girlfriend threw up on it. Miller still hasn’t cleaned the coat.

Miss USA Tara Conner is out of rehab, but Donald Trump and the Miss Universe Organization are keeping a tight leash on her. Friends say the beauty queen has moved from her Trump Tower pad to a bigger apartment farther uptown, which she now shares with a chaperone. "She is not allowed to go to clubs anymore," said an insider, "and she has a lot of new rules for going out." A spokesperson for Miss USA said, "Plans to move to a bigger apartment with a chaperone have been in the works for months, and Tara is free to go wherever she wants."

The chaperone is probably a Chippendale, and not one of the gay ones, oh wait, they’re all gay aren’t they. Well then, a hot male model who is heterosexual, and hung like a horse. Conner probably loves horses, and had a pony at every one of her birthday parties, but now she likes to ride them. Yippee-ki-yay!

Clay Aiken fans, Clay-mates, are irate and claiming it was a Clay imposter who stripped for a web cam.

Clay-mates identify so strongly with Clay, they feel anything said about him is said about them. The obsession over Clay borders on insanity. Just a few months ago, video was posted on YouTube of clay hitting some bad high notes as his voice crumbled. Clay-mates sent in fraudulent notices to YouTube saying the videos were copyrighted by them, the videos were taken down, and the account holders lost their accounts permanently.

Late this month Clay was caught on manhunt.net, not once, but twice, trying to pick up guys online. Does that look like Clay in the picture above? It sure does to me. Clay-mates are going crazy that anyone would accuse Clay of being gay, as if it’s a bad thing. Sounds like Clay-mates are more reluctant for Clay to admit he is gay than Clay himself. Clay could oil himself up, make a gay porn, do an interview admitting it was him in the movie, and still Clay-mates would riot and deny it.

Sorry Clay, it looks like the Clay-mates are blocking the door to the closet you’re in. Pssst, go out the back door.

Clay Aiken’s diva-like behavior has got one former fan pissed off. The former "American Idol" star is being accused of booting a 15-year-old boy off of a concert line-up simply because he wasn’t festive enough.

Joshua Willard won a North Carolina singing competition, which gave him the chance to perform with the Greensboro Symphony during Clay Aiken’s Holiday concert on Saturday. Willard said he rehearsed his song, Stevie Wonder’s "Superstition," and had just finished a sound check when managers of the Symphony told him the devastating news that Aiken’s camp had decided that he would not be allowed to perform because he was not singing a Christmas song. Bah humbug!

Curiously, other singers who did have holiday songs prepared were also not allowed to sing. Instead, Willard was only allowed to lead a 30-second group sing-along. Lisa Crawford, CEO of the Greensboro Symphony, said that the children were never promised they could sing with Clay; "It was his tour and show. We were just hired to play."

During his concert, Willard says Aiken "was trying to be more of a comedian than a singer," and an unfunny one at that. Aiken made multiple references to his controversial appearance on "Live with Regis and Kelly," where he attempted to put his hand over Ripa’s mouth. Willard says Aiken was rude to audience members and told several people to sit down and cover their mouth. Clay even showed a raunchier side by pretending he had flatulence every time feedback came through the speakers. Talk about making a stink!

An hour after the show, Willard got to meet Clay, but says that Miss Thing was "snotty" and acted like he was too good for his little fans. The former Claymates were even told not to take individual pictures with Aiken, only group shots. Willard is devastated and says that due to Aiken’s behavior, he now "could care less of Clay." Joshua hopes to tryout for the next season of American Idol, to show the world what a down to earth Idol is really like.

Calls to Clay’s rep were not immediately returned.