Clay Aiken is okay folks. Not to worry, though we almost entitled this story “Clay Aiken’s Brush With Death on an Airplane” or “Gaykes on a Plane”…really, the list goes on and on.

MSNBC is reporting that the closeted crooner…er….very masculine American Idol runner up and a female passenger had a spat in the air and the FBI was called.

FBI Special Agent Gary Johnson said there was a dispute between a male passenger and a woman on the flight but could not confirm the passenger was Aiken. He said the dispute was over the male passenger’s foot resting on the woman’s armrest. He said there was an allegation the woman gave the male passenger a “minor shove” during the argument.

“At that point the flight crew was able to resolve the situation,” Johnson said.

According to MSNBC, at his concert later that night, "Aiken joked on-stage about being beaten up by a girl earlier in the day."

We’re thinking Aiken might want to tone down the joking. We all know that if the those flight-attendant fans of his hadn’t jumped in to help him, that lady might have taken him out.

Can’t you just picture a smug Aiken refusing to move his foot. Don’t you know who I am?

Wonder if Clay’s seatmate offered to hold him down, while the shover bitch-slapped him?

By all means, we really aren’t condoning air-rage. We’re just saying that, in theory, one might be inclined to help a sister out by blocking the arrogant Aiken’s escape to the lavatory.

Or maybe tripping him.

Clay Aiken performed a series of songs, and his performance was completely Gay. A straight man would rather have his nuts cut off with a rusty knife than act as Gay as Clay in this performance. Only the mentally ill could try to claim Clay is not Gay at this point. He’s trying to come out of the closet, but his fans keep blocking the door.

The musical, which was recently seen in Syracuse, NY, is scheduled to begin previews at Off-Broadway’s 45th Street Theater July 5. Idol: The Musical is "based on the worship of Clay Aiken…"

When will the Aiken insanity end?

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Jesus Clay Aiken Superstar made a visit to Afghanistan recently with UNICEF. Good Morning America with Diane Sawyer documented Clay’s visit to a local school. Now his beard makes sense.

It’s St. Patrick’s Day tomorrow, and Clay Aiken is already dressing like a leprechaun. What’s with all the weird rings on his hand, the scruffy beard, and hat?