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Cisco Adler Arrested in Fargo North Dakota

Hollywood Grind — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 19:58:49 +0000

Cisco Adler was arrested for punching a club employee in the nose on Wednesday evening in Fargo, North Dakota. Adler was charged with "simple assault," booked into jail, then released on $500 bail.

Adler probably heard about Vinnie Jones getting arrested for a bar fight in Sioux Falls, South Dakota earlier this month, so Adler decided to get some of that publicity. I can’t imagine Adler being tough. Getting punched by Adler would probably feel like a feather tickling your nose.

Cisco Adler Got Denied

Hollywood Grind — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 16:14:08 +0000

Cisco Adler was kicked out of the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel after getting into a fight with security, who then denied him entry when he tried to get back in. Can’t he find something productive to do on a Saturday night, besides hang out at a bar with the college kids? Want to see his low hanging balls? Click here.

Say It Ain’t So – Paris Hilton Lies?

Hollywood Grind — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 23:17:36 +0000

Liar Liar, Paris’s pants are on fire, and not just from a scorching case of herpes.Â After telling Larry King that she’d never even done drugs, Us Magazine is reporting that she openly smoked marijuana with Cisco Adler while out singing karaoke the other night.

The pair arrived at nearly 1 a.m. with two other girls. In skinny jeans, a black tank and a sequined top, Hilton didn’t get her own cocktail, but she stole sips from Adler’s vodka tonics throughout the night. Later, the burgeoning popstar sang "Bette Davis Eyes" in honor of a friend’s birthday, and stayed onstage for an unexpected encore when the DJ started playing her single, "The Stars are Blind." Musician Adler performed "Brown Eyed Girl," and then left the stage for Hilton’s side.

The duo, who Usmagazine.com sources witnessed making out more than once, were perhaps feeling loose and lovey due to the marijuana they were openly smoking at the club. As the 4 Non Blondes song "What’s Up" played in the background, Hilton sang along, replacing the chorus’ "what’s going on" lyric with "let’s smoke a bowl!"

I’m hoping for her sake that she had "bowl goggles," as Cisco looks like he could be the love child of Schneider from "One Day at a Time" and Carrot Top.

Paris Hilton Bashed by Sarah Silverman at MTV Awards

Hollywood Grind — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 03:58:56 +0000

It’s a really good night when Sarah Silverman talks about famous vaginas, bashes drug addict Lindsay Lohan, and bashes drunk driver and drug addict Paris Hilton who the camera kept going to so we could all see her sour puss as she reacted to Sarah’s bashing while the audience cheered. Paris is now the clown of tinsel town. Oh, and she mentioned Cisco Adler’s balls. Click here to see them.

Mischa Barton Pukes and Thinks of Cisco Adler

Hollywood Grind — Thu, 31 May 2007 15:43:58 +0000

Mischa Barton is classy. She was half naked in the bathroom at Nicole Richie’s party. Nicole is awaiting a hearing on her latest DUI. No word as to why she was missing most of her clothes, but rumor is she puked all over herself. No doubt those clothes are being sold on Ebay. Here’s more:

Mischa Barton had "an allergic reaction" after combining antibiotics (which she was taking for bronchitis) with booze, according to her publicist, who vouches that her client was not among guests said to have been munching mushrooms at Nicole Richie’s party.

Barton did spend over a half hour in the bathroom at the party. And she was in a state of undress when she arrived at the emergency room, according to a source.

Barton’s parents met her at the hospital. "They were angry about her condition," says a spy. "When they left the room, she ran to the phone and tried to call Cisco Adler," whom she supposedly broke up with several months ago.

"Her dad came back into the room, and heard Mischa deliriously saying, ’Cisco,’ " says our source. "Her dad freaked out. She put the phone down, but he yelled at the staff about letting her use the phone."

It’s good to know Mischa’s parents realize Cisco Adler (mister nuts on the floor) is bad for their daughter like drinking Drano, but you can’t stop obsessive compulsive love without medication and rehab.

Mischa Barton Dumped Cisco Adler Because of This

Hollywood Grind — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 19:33:41 +0000

Mischa Barton and former musician beau Cisco Adler met in Malibu on April 1. Just say NO to butt cleavage.

Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler Split

Hollywood Grind — Thu, 08 Feb 2007 17:48:36 +0000

Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler have decided to end their relationship of a year-and-a-half, Barton’s rep confirms.

"Mischa and Cisco have decided to part ways,â€ says the actress’ rep. â€œMischa is moving east soon and they both have very demanding schedules."

Mischa is finally realizing that pot smoking, ball sack sagging, Cisco is really a loser with long hair, and she can do better.

Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler Split?

Hollywood Grind — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 19:40:52 +0000

Mischa Barton, 21, is embarrassed by Cisco Adler. A source says the couple split after nude photos of Adler, 28, surfaced on the Web.

This NSFW pic of Adler with his disgusting balls hanging to his knees, which turned up among Paris Hilton’s possessions when the contents of the heiress’ unpaid storage locker were posted online at parisexposed.com (the site was later shut down).

Says a source, "They had a blowup. She was furious." Even more surprising was that Barton wasn’t upset when photogs snapped pictures of Barton and Adler making a stop at a medical marijuana shop in Los Angeles that the D.E.A. raided 15 minutes after Adler excited with a bag from the shop.

Barton’s rep had no comment, and Adler’s could not be reached. A statement issued today by Contango Records, the label that manages Cisco’s band, Whitestarr, said: "They are fine, very happy together." Mischa and Adler are still together despite reports to the contrary.

Adler himself is unfazed saying, "I think it’s pretty rock ’n’ roll. You know, if it was like yesterday I would’ve freaked out, but then I looked at the picture and I was like, ’Oh, that’s from like 2001. Whatever.’ " His low hanging balls haven’t gotten any better since 2001 either.

The former O.C. actress has been dating the rocker since August 2005, two months after she ended her one-year relationship with oil heir Brandon Davis. Adler was once engaged to Kimberly Stewart, daughter of Rod Stewart.

Mischa Barton’s Boyfriend Cisco Adler Nude

Hollywood Grind — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 22:00:25 +0000

Mischa Barton has the worst taste in men. Obviously her taste in men must reflect how she sees herself. Cisco Adler, the guy who buys medical marijuana from pot shops in Los Angeles, has the most disgusting balls. If they hang any lower they’ll hit the floor. I know he looks like a woman, but he really is a man. Click here to see the NSFW picture.

Cicsco Adler Caught At A Pot Shop

Hollywood Grind — Mon, 22 Jan 2007 02:20:21 +0000

Cicsco Adler and Mischa Barton came within minutes of being part of a search and seizure warrant being executed on a medical marijuana distribution center on Sunset Boulevard in West Hollywood on January 17. Adler’s visit to the center that day was no different than any number of times he visited it. As usual, Cisco, 28, parked his Mercedes on the busy street with girlfriend Mischa, 20, waiting patiently in the passenger seat. Cisco was buzzed in, and after less than five minutes he appeared with a small white bag, and the two drove off.

As they left, the former OC star and her rocker beau failed to notice that two nearby side streets were lined with police cars, and Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) officers wearing bullet proof vests who were preparing to raid the small store front.

Just fifteen minutes after Cisco and Mischa drove off, the agents stormed in and sifted through documents, copied hard drives, and carted away pounds of marijuana and other paraphernalia.

Medical marijuana became legal in California in 1996. While California technically legalized medical marijuana, the Federal Government still considers it illegal, and the Feds have all the power over the state. Local officials lately have been taking legal action as well as the DEA to crack down on shops.

So, while we don’t know what painful and life-threatening ailment has stricken Cisco Adler that he needs his almost daily dose of marijuana, we do know that he may have to find other avenues to fulfill his special needs.

The DEA raided four other medical marijuana distribution centers in the West Hollywood area, reportedly because other retailers had "informed" them that the businesses had caused the crime in their area to increase, also allegations were made that the shops were distributing marijuana to those who do not have a medical need, such as Cisco Adler, and distributing other drugs from their shops.

Local officials in Los Angeles are now calling for a suspension of all pot shops until they can investigate if the pot shops are operating within the limitations of the law. People like Cisco, and others abusing the law, may cause legitimately ill people, like cancer patients that use marijuana to lessen their nausea during chemotherapy, to suffer as they did before the law was passed. The DEA needs to bust Cisco with the picture evidence, his doctor, and the pot shop should be shut down if Cisco doesn’t have a legitimate need for the marijuana.

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