Cisco Adler was arrested for punching a club employee in the nose on Wednesday evening in Fargo, North Dakota. Adler was charged with "simple assault," booked into jail, then released on $500 bail.

Adler probably heard about Vinnie Jones getting arrested for a bar fight in Sioux Falls, South Dakota earlier this month, so Adler decided to get some of that publicity. I can’t imagine Adler being tough. Getting punched by Adler would probably feel like a feather tickling your nose.

Cisco Adler was kicked out of the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel after getting into a fight with security, who then denied him entry when he tried to get back in. Can’t he find something productive to do on a Saturday night, besides hang out at a bar with the college kids? Want to see his low hanging balls? Click here.

Liar Liar, Paris’s pants are on fire, and not just from a scorching case of herpes.  After telling Larry King that she’d never even done drugs, Us Magazine is reporting that she openly smoked marijuana with Cisco Adler while out singing karaoke the other night.

The pair arrived at nearly 1 a.m. with two other girls. In skinny jeans, a black tank and a sequined top, Hilton didn’t get her own cocktail, but she stole sips from Adler’s vodka tonics throughout the night. Later, the burgeoning popstar sang "Bette Davis Eyes" in honor of a friend’s birthday, and stayed onstage for an unexpected encore when the DJ started playing her single, "The Stars are Blind." Musician Adler performed "Brown Eyed Girl," and then left the stage for Hilton’s side.

The duo, who Usmagazine.com sources witnessed making out more than once, were perhaps feeling loose and lovey due to the marijuana they were openly smoking at the club. As the 4 Non Blondes song "What’s Up" played in the background, Hilton sang along, replacing the chorus’ "what’s going on" lyric with "let’s smoke a bowl!"

I’m hoping for her sake that she had "bowl goggles," as Cisco looks like he could be the love child of Schneider from "One Day at a Time" and Carrot Top.

It’s a really good night when Sarah Silverman talks about famous vaginas, bashes drug addict Lindsay Lohan, and bashes drunk driver and drug addict Paris Hilton who the camera kept going to so we could all see her sour puss as she reacted to Sarah’s bashing while the audience cheered. Paris is now the clown of tinsel town. Oh, and she mentioned Cisco Adler’s balls. Click here to see them.

Mischa Barton is classy. She was half naked in the bathroom at Nicole Richie’s party. Nicole is awaiting a hearing on her latest DUI. No word as to why she was missing most of her clothes, but rumor is she puked all over herself. No doubt those clothes are being sold on Ebay. Here’s more:

Mischa Barton had "an allergic reaction" after combining antibiotics (which she was taking for bronchitis) with booze, according to her publicist, who vouches that her client was not among guests said to have been munching mushrooms at Nicole Richie’s party.

Barton did spend over a half hour in the bathroom at the party. And she was in a state of undress when she arrived at the emergency room, according to a source.

Barton’s parents met her at the hospital. "They were angry about her condition," says a spy. "When they left the room, she ran to the phone and tried to call Cisco Adler," whom she supposedly broke up with several months ago.

"Her dad came back into the room, and heard Mischa deliriously saying, ’Cisco,’ " says our source. "Her dad freaked out. She put the phone down, but he yelled at the staff about letting her use the phone."

It’s good to know Mischa’s parents realize Cisco Adler (mister nuts on the floor) is bad for their daughter like drinking Drano, but you can’t stop obsessive compulsive love without medication and rehab.