Christina Aguilera, Jordan Bratman, and their son Max, all posed the cover of Hello magazine. What makes this family so happy … dogs. Christian told Hello:

"I didn’t want any surprises. Honestly, I didn’t want any [vaginal] tearing. I had heard horror stories of women going in and having to have an emergency C-section [anyway]. The hardest part was deciding on his birthday. I wanted to leave it up to fate, but at the same time I was ready to be done early!"

Even though a C-section is four times more likely to have complications, it’s considered very safe since there have been so many performed over the years. Plus you only end up with bikini line scar that looks like a smiley face, if you include the belly button, and n!pples.

Christina described Jordan:

"Jordan wasn’t squeamish at all. He had the video camera ready to go. The most reassuring thing for me was hearing that first beautiful cry. I just welled up with tears."

Jordan is always high, so of course he’s mello. Max is a beautiful baby. His parents really have a bundle of joy now.

Christina Aguilera debuted her new baby Max on the cover of People, but that’s it. No mother of the Year, or at least she’s not Britney, or anything. Well, I guess it’s tough, because she’s got to compete with Gwen Stefani so …

Christina Aguilera was at Best Buy signing autographs. She calls her baby stinky, but I guess it’s better than the blob. The first thing I notice about this picture is ________?

Despite various media reports that Christina Aguilera had her baby on Friday, the baby actually arrived late on Saturday night in Los Angeles. The first baby for Christina and Jordan Bratman is a boy, and his name is Max Liron Bratman. Max’s name in Hebrew means "my greatest song." The baby was 6 lbs., 2 oz., and 20.5 inches. Christina has this message for fans:

Dear fans,

Today is a very joyful and special day for Jordan and I as we welcome our first son into this world.

In honor of our love for each other and our growing family, I have put together a special video for the song "Save Me From Myself" off my Back to Basics album. This video is very dear to me as it includes actual footage from our personal wedding video!

Just a little something to say "thank you" for your undying love and support. It is in no small part because of you that I live such a blessed and wonderful life!

Please download and enjoy…

With all my love,

Christina

Christina Aguilera gave birth to a baby boy. Yesterday the sex of Christina and Jordan Bratman’s baby had not been revealed. Christina considered named her son Jackson Jake and calling him J.J., but there’s no official word on the boy’s name. Yesterday, at the same hospital, Nicole Richie had a baby girl. It’s like Yin and Yang.