I like that Chris Rock says he supports Barack Hussein Obama because of Obama’s character and not because Obama is black. Do you believe Rock overlooked the fact that Obama is black?

If Obama gets elected will our government finally abolish affirmative action, or will reverse discrimination increase?

Chris Rock was joking when he talked about a black first lady:

“I don’t think a black woman can be first lady of the United States. Yeah, I said it! A black woman can be president, no problem. First lady? Can’t do it. You know why? Because a black woman cannot play the background of a relation ship. Just imagine telling your black wife that you’re president? ‘Honey, I did it! I won! I’m the president.’ ‘No, we the president! And I want my girlfriends in the Cabinet! I want Kiki to be secretary of state! She can fight!’ “

The thing about good comedy, is that it is based so much in reality and truth.

A shocking new tape of Chris Rock revealing the lurid details of a one-night stand in 1998 rocked the courtroom in the criminal trial of celebrity P.I. Anthony Pellicano.

The tape captures a phone conversation between Pellicano and Rock, after Rock and model Monika Zsibrita had first claimed to be pregnant with his child (which turned out to be false) and then accused him of raping her. No charges were ever filed.

Rock tells Pellicano he was scared s**tless of being accused of rape, and that he would rather be "caught with needles in my arm" than face a rape charge.

Rock’s alleged affair with Zsibrita made the rounds in the press and tabloids, right around the time Rock and his wife Malaak temporarily split. The two reconciled soon after.

It’s a surprise the phone tape recording was even allowed in court, since it is against the law in most states to record someone over the phone without their permission. It is embarrassing for Rock, but understandable that Pellicano would want to defend himself in his criminal trial. Both men are stuck between a rock and a hard place.

In April 2007 we learned that a woman (Kali Bowyer), who has a history of making false claims, made the claim that Chris Rock was the father of her 13 year-old boy. A paternity test proved Rock was not the father, but Kali Bowyer asked the judge to run the test again because she didn’t believe the result. She said, "I am sick and tired of being made out to be a liar and a fraud."

This woman is a bad liar. Her plan to get child support from Chris Rock was foiled by science, yet she is still angry because the world knows she’s a liar. Courts usually assume a woman is being truthful when she accuses a man of being the father of her child, and assume the dad is going to be a deadbeat. Woman like Kali Bowyer need to be thrown in jail for fraud. She is abusing the system, and victimizing an innocent man. It’s too bad this kind of fraud isn’t discussed more often on larger media outlets. Maybe then, the courts would finally apply the law in dealing with this crime against men.

Rock is married with two children. He’s probably been sleeping on an old couch in the back alley since this liar leveled her allegations. Now he can sleep next to his wife again, but only after he takes a long shower.

Chris Rock is under fire from a woman who claims he’s her 13-year-old baby’s daddy, but cops say the woman behind the allegations has been full of s**t for years.

Kali Bowyer (36), who Rock never denied having a fling with several years before he met wife Malaak, has an extensive criminal past riddled with numerous bizarre police encounters, and a penchant for telling wild stories. According to a thick stack of government documents, Bowyer was convicted of DUI in Georgia, charged with theft by deception last summer, and is facing charges of running an elaborate cell phone scam.

In the last two years, more than ten incident reports detail some truly strange encounters with police, including one in which cops say she claimed to have been held at gunpoint and forced to "ingest some white powder," a tale which her own son contradicted under questioning. Bad checks, domestic disturbances, and several veracity-questionable incidents left police scratching their heads.

Bowyer first popped up ten years ago when the boy in question was 3-years-old, claiming that Rock was the dad, but then, we’re told, she disappeared after Rock agreed to a DNA test. Though she claims that the comedian’s the dad, Bowyer oddly didn’t list Rock on the birth certificate.

Yesterday, Rock indicated that he would still take a DNA test to determine paternity, even offering to help support the child if he is, in fact, the dad. (source)