Cheryl Cole performed a live version of Fight For This Love on X Factor.

The choreography, and uniforms, reminded me of Communist China soldiers. Not sure what the symbolism is here, but good performance.

A fifty year-old man named Steve bravely sang in the auditions for X Factor, which was also the first time he had ever sang in his life. Steve sang It’s My Party.

This performance was extra special because Steve had an extra large package that everyone, and I mean everyone, could not take their eyes off. It seems Steve was auditioning for the wrong profession.

The judges could not stop cracking jokes alluding to the elephant in Steve’s pants, but Steve remained oblivious. Just look at the reaction from Cheryl Cole above. Keep reading to see the video.

Read More →

Lily Allen was interviewed by her friend Miquita Oliver. The most notable parts of the interview were her impressions of Katy Perry (4:58 mark), and Cheryl Cole (5:58 mark).

Much of Lily’s popularity has come from public feuds with other, or bigger, celebrities like Elton John.

Sharon Osbourne first accused Simon Cowell of hiring Dannii Minogue because he "fancied her." Now Dannii (36) is in a jealous cat fight over Simon with Cheryl Cole (25), who has joined The X Factor judges. Dannii has been rumored to be losing her judging job next year, but she says Simon has assured her she will remain, so now she’s coming out swinging to the News of the World saying:

“This year has been very emotional and I admit I’ve struggled to deal with it all, especially with Simon, who is the biggest diva on the show. Mariah Carey doesn’t even compare to him!"

“I guess Simon and I don’t talk much any more, definitely nothing like last year when I was next to him on the panel and was also the new girl."

“He moved me away from him and now sits next to Cheryl, and is in her ear all the time. It is a snub, but I’m fine. It’s nothing compared to what I had to go through last year.”

Of the rift between herself and Cheryl, Dannii said:

“I actually talk to Cheryl now more than I talk to Simon. It’s a very different atmosphere behind the scenes but I’m strong enough to keep on going and try and ignore all the negativity.”

Which will prevail?: the young pretty girl, or the older and wiser, but insecure, woman?

Simon admits he’s shallow, but he also loves his success, so whoever can help make The X Factor continue to be successful is the one who will stay.

Girls Aloud are attracting some unwanted crazy lesbian stalker attention. Daily Star reports:

POP babes Girls Aloud have been forced to beef up their security after being stalked by a crazed lesbian. The sexy singers have hired five former SAS guards to give them each personal protection after being left unnerved by the deranged fan. They were terrified to find the mystery woman had slipped backstage to their dressing room.

On Saturday night after performing at London’s G-A-Y nightclub she was waiting for them completely naked.

After initially laughing about the oddball turn of events the girls, including hot bods Cheryl Cole, 23, Nadine Coyle, 22, Nicola Roberts, 22, and Kimberley Walsh, decided to take tough action. A source close to the girls said: “Originally they were a bit shocked when they found her there, but laughed it off.

“It’s not every day you find a naked lady in your dressing-room. But since then they’ve been thinking about the serious nature of the situation. It’s a little bit unnerving. This woman’s been following them everywhere. So they decided to get a guard each so that no one’s ever put at risk.”

The naked lesbian decided to strike at G-A-Y club night at London’s Astoria as a birthday surprise for blonde Sarah Harding, who turned 26 on Saturday, and Kimberley Walsh, who is 26 today.

It must really suck to a be naked and alone with five girls you want so badly, and all they do is laugh at you.