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Charlize Theron Strips for Jadore

Charlize Theron stripped off her clothes for a new commercial for Christian Dior’s J’adore perfume. She strips while whispering French. Ooo-la-la.

Hayden Panettiere in Vogue

Hayden Panettiere has overexposed herself. She’s everywhere, even the Ronald McDonald house, and posing with Ne-Yo. At this point she’s all played out. Then I find out she’s stripped down to her undies again, and posed for Vogue. One mistake a lot of young stars make is to give an interview they have to live up to, like the one Hayden gave to Vogue below:

Hayden on when she intends on becoming the latest screwed-up girl in Hollywood:
“Never, never. Cross our fingers. You can’t schedule rehab for me. And I don’t think you can schedule any DUI’s. I think I’m going to be one of those boring girls.”

Hayden on Britney Spears:
“That girl was the epitome of beauty when I was younger. And we built her up and just ripped her down, put every aspect of her life under a microscope. Probably made 90 percent of the stuff up along the way. I can’t even imagine if I had it like she does. She’s someone that I’m rooting for, and I hope she can make that comeback.”

Hayden on the craziest rumor she has ever heard about herself:
“Well, now that I’m single, it’s like I’m dating every male I’m standing next to, and possibly every female.”

Hayden on rumors she is dating her Heroes castmate, Milo Ventimiglia:
“No, I’m not. I love my castmates, and I adore Milo. He’s awesome, but we’re easy targets. We’re both young, and he’s one of the only people on the show not married with children.”

Hayden on celebs she wouldn’t mind being romantically linked to:
“God, it could be anyone from Leo DiCaprio to Justin Timberlake, or any girl. You want to make me a lesbian? That’s totally fine with me. Um, let’s see. We could do a love affair with Angelina. We could do… Oh gosh, I love, there are so many beautiful girls. Charlize Theron. Oh, my God. Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous. Jessica Alba.”

I thought Hayden was smarter than this interview. She loves the attention. Look how she keeps trying to get someone, anyone, to start a rumor she’s a lesbian. She reminds me of Lindsay. If Hayden really wants attention she should just pose for Playboy. Do it now before gravity takes its toll. Actually, I changed my mind, maybe she should just go to a nude beach with another girl and make-out with her while the paparazzi snap a few pictures.

Charlize Theron is the Sexiest Woman Alive - This Year

Esquire magazine declares that Charlize Theron is the "sexiest woman alive." These guys are a bit creepy. Take a look at how they describe her. Esquire says:

CLOSE ON CHARLIZE’s face. Her eyes hold the gaze of the camera directly, disarmingly. When she was younger, she looked like she knew she was hot. Now she looks like a person who knows exactly what’s going on — everything sorted and rich in the possibility of desire, everything painful and cheap, cruel and unspoken in the world around her — and it does not scare her.

CLOSE ON CHARLIZE’s mouth, her lips bent in her particular smile, sexy and knowing, a little bit leering, just sweet enough that you feel wont to assume some connection, some secret between you. This is the big trick of sexiness. The big lie. But it’s no trick at all for her. She bites down on the pack of cigarettes and unspools the cellophane with her teeth, a luscious and familiar dissection.

I’ve always thought Charlize was hot, but not the sexiest woman alive by a long shot. The description here is just plain bizzarre. The description goes from literary novel, to romance novel, with a hint of Penthouse forum. The only thing missing is the climax. I suspect this guy dresses in tight restrictive full body leather outfits, with a mask and a zipper where the mouth should be, and spends his free time as a foot stool for his female dominatrix.

Charlize Theron is Pretty Stupid

Charlize Theron is the best kept secret in Hollywood. Here’s more:

Oscar winner Charlize Theron didn’t need a red carpet to show off her modelicious moves Monday night. Spies outside downtown eatery La Esquina saw the star "putting on a show . . . catwalking in front of the restaurant." One bystander asked, "What’s wrong with her?" Another told Page Six, "She was doing that walk for almost five minutes."

In reality Theron couldn’t find the front door, despite looking and looking and looking for it. It’s a good thing that pirate came along to help the lost lass out of the pickle she was in. He was a friendly pirate too, so they faked making out. Aaaah.