Charlie Sheen and his fiance Brooke Mueller spent some quality time with his daughters Sam and Lola at the L.A. Zoo on Sunday. Charlie was thinking, "Just like her mother." What do you think Charlie was thinking?

Charlie Sheen went public a while back going public with Denise Richards‘ request for him to father another child with her, which he refused. At the time Denise called Charlie a liar, but now she is caught admitting to her own lie in an interview with Cindy Adams from Page Six:

"Never. I do not want another child. That was to make his girlfriend Brooke jealous, make her think I wanted to get back together. I’m a single mom. I do not want more children."

Denise cheated on Charlie, left him, caused a divorce, got dumped, and now she want to breakup Charlie and his fiance Brooke Mueller. Remember all those emails Denise says she has? I for one think Denise wrote most of it. She doesn’t have a moral leg to stand on, and has no credibility. She’s a liar, vindictive, and a "jobless pig." I know, I know, I’m too easy on her. So far, Charlie is the sane one. Hard to believe. I imagined one day he would die with his pants around his ankles, hanging by a noose, with his hand around his … well, you get the idea. It’s a solo thing. Something you do when you can’t afford the chick that wears leather, and carries a whip.

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards (pictured above allegedly snorting a white powder after separating from Charlie) are going through the part of their divorce where they fight to the death to prevent the other parent from taking their kids away. Denise is fighting as dirty as it gets. Page six mysteriously got a hold of emails Charlie allegedly wrote to her:

“GO cry to your bald mom, you f**king loser.”

“You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go f**k yourself sad jobless pig,” reads another.

“You are an evil piece of sh!t. I can’t wait to tell the world what a piece of sh!t you are. You don’t get a f**king dime till this is resolved,” says a third e-mail.

Denise’s mom is currently getting chemotherapy for cancer, so she is bald. Charlie doesn’t seem like he’d get mad at Denise’s mom. Why would he? The bald reference makes this look like Denise wrote these emails. The "jobless pig," and "evil piece of sh!t," comments are right on target. At least Denise knows herself, but she lacks "talent" which explains why the emails are unbelievable. Here’s more:

Pictures of Sheen’s "erect penis" that Richards says he used for his profile on sex sites are also included, which Richards claims he e-mailed to "approximately 30 women."

"I’d love to give it to you any time," Sheen wrote to one woman under the screen name "mrjonze55."

Richards says Sheen even visited gay pornography sites – "which I found even more disturbing because I felt that the boys looked underage.”

If Charlie’s lawyer does his job he’ll hire a forensic computer analyst to determine exactly how Denise was able to track all of Charlie’s computer activities, especially the computer activity she alleges after they stopped living together. Not even Perez has tried to out Charlie as being gay, so when Denise says it, well she lacks credibility, especially since she cheated on Charlie which led to the divorce. Denise goes on to talk about Charlie’s rage:

Richards accuses Sheen of punching the headboard of their bed once in a rage, and telling her that by no longer breast-feeding, she was causing their daughter, Sam, to "become retarded."

"He took a large wedding photo off the wall. He had it placed in our garage. He sawed the picture in half and took spray paint and sprayed ’the dumbest day of my life.’”

Denise is retarded so it’s only natural that Charlie would be afraid his daughter might become retarded. I still don’t believe Charlie would call his daughter retarded. He loved retarded Denise despite the fact her intelligence is a little better than a single cell organism. The part I completely believe is when Charlie spray painted "the dumbest day of my life." After all the craziness Charlie has been through in his life he’s right, marrying Denise was the dumbest thing he’s ever done, next to using a penis picture in his dickhead profile.

Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards have been offered $1 million from Playboy to pose nude together. The Sun says:

"Neither Pam nor Denise has committed yet, but they’re seriously considering it." Pammi met Denise on the set of Blonde And Blonder last year, where they became friends.

Pam just payed off a gambling debt with sex, and now she’s engaged to the guy, and Denise is accusing ex Charlie Sheen of being a pedophile to try to get child support. They both are desperate for cash, and it’s not like they haven’t posed naked before. Thankfully Playboy uses photoshop, which can make an old hag look like a young hottie. Britney Spears reportedly offered to pose nude for Hugh Hefner, but he only offered her $400,000, or maybe Britney offered Hef the money. Britney’s bipolar personality confuses me. One minute her nipples are pointing North and South, and the next they’re laser beams causing planes to crash.

Despite being divorced and embroiled in a nasty custody dispute, Charlie Sheen says Denise Richards wanted him to donate sperm to her so she could have a third child. Here’s more:

"There was a request for a (sperm) donation. Without getting into it here … there is a specific document relating to this that I am going to reserve for a court."

His response:

"I would sooner, in exactly what I’m wearing, walk on the surface of the moon. Does that answer it?"

When Charlie says he has proof you have to consider his past. He once planned to fake the death of a porn star so he could marry her (1), and he used to date a transsexual (2), and he’s been arrested five times for drug possession, soliciting prostitutes and credit card fraud (3), and he shot Kelly Preston in the arm (4). Sure he’s an American hero for shooting Kelly Preston, I mean who wouldn’t want to? Still those documents could have been forged by his friends at the F.B.I., who owe him for helping them bring down a tranny sex ring that could have implicated everyone in congress.