Charlie Sheen told guests at his wedding to Brooke Mueller:

“This feels like my first real marriage. The first one was a show, the second one was a con, and this one is the real deal."

Denise Richards, who is stalking Charlie, will do anything she can to break up that marriage.

Denise Richards says she is over Charlie Seen, who got married on May 30, but she doesn’t act like it.

A source says Richards called OK! magazine in New York to try to get an advance copy of their magazine, which features Sheen’s wedding. The source said:

“She was feverishly trying to get her hands on a copy. She wanted to prepare herself for what she was going to see on the newsstands.”

Richards did photo shoots with OK! both during and after her marriage to Sheen, and that is partially why she felt comfortable making the call. The source added:

“She feels like she knows them and can ask a favor, I guess.”

Richards has a love-hate relationship with the press. She loves them when they say something nice, but hate them when they don’t.

A rep for OK! magazine was asked what they said when Richards asked for an advance copy. They said:

"We’re still printing."

Richards is such a stalker.

While Denise Richards is busy trying to fight the negative publicity she creates for herself, Charlie Sheen and his third wife Brooke Mueller spent a happy honeymoon in Costa Rica on Monday.

The best revenge is to forget your ex exists.

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller got married last evening at around 7 pm at a private estate in Beverly Hills. About 70 friends and family, plus Charlie’s 3 daughters, attended the wedding. Charlie’s Two and a Half Men co-star Jon Cryer was unable to attend due to a commitment in Austin, Texas, but Jon’s wife Lisa Joyner was there representing them both.

Just before the wedding Charlie called Brooke, his third wife, his "soul mate." Charlie said:

“We love each other and want to spend the rest of our lives together.”

Hopefully they still both signed a prenup. Love turns ugly sometimes. Just ask Denise Richards. Charlie also had a few words for Denise who just wrapped up a media blitz where she bashed Charlie every chance she got. Charlie said:

“I think it’s no accident or coincidence that whats-her-face chose this time to do what she did in the media against us leading up to this wonderful day. It’s pretty obvious that Brooke and I, through our actions and union, we’re moving on with our lives, and perhaps somebody else should consider the same."

BURN!!!

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are set to get married today. The couple have even been trying to have a baby for the past couple of months. Charlie says he’d like a son since he already has three daughters: Cassandra (23), by Paula Profit, and had Sam (4), and Lola Rose (3), by Denise Richards.

Due to concern that Denise Richards will go ballistic, the wedding location has been kept a secret. The 60 or so people invited to the nuptials know only to wear evening attire and wait for a car to whisk them to a secret location in L.A. A source said:

"They had to tell Denise when it was, because they wanted the girls to come, but she doesn’t know where it’ll be. Who knows? She may even crash the event with a camera crew."

Security better be on alert. Richards is capable of anything. Richards might just lose it completely if she finds out Brooke is indeed pregnant, because she wanted that sperm.

Congrats to Charlie and Brooke. May you have a happy life together, without Denise.