Linda Hogan was at the Standard Hotel pool in Miami Beach on Tuesday wearing what appeared to be nothing but an invisible thong bikini bottom.

Although I am reluctant to admit it, Linda doesn’t look half bad from this view.

Linda Hogan got into a car accident today in Clearwater, Florida less than a mile from where Nick Hogan crashed his car and severely brain damaged his friend John Graziano in August.

Linda was rear-ended by a red Camaro that suffered from a dented hood. The cougar’s boyfriend Charley Hill, who looks like her son Nick, arrived to save the day.

Brooke Hogan told E! satellite radio host Michael Yo she is freaking out over her mom Linda Hogan’s relationship with 19 year-old Charley Hill. She said:

“I’m totally freaked out. I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support, I went to school with him. He was a grade under me. Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us in school.”

Brooke still thinks her dad Hulk Hogan is dating her friend. Hulk clarified on Larry King that he is dating a 34 year-old woman who is not Brooke’s friend. Like any of that helps.

Linda Hogan brought her 19 Year old boyfriend to the Palms Place Hotel in Las Vegas to show him off. Brooke Hogan is reportedly very upset with her mother for dating a boy so close to her and Nick’s age. Linda is dating a guy who looks just like her son, and Hulk Hogan is dating a girl that looks just like his daughter, but even that’s not as weird as when Hulk rubbed sun tan lotion all over Brooke’s butt, and between her legs.

Update: The 19 year-old is Charley Hill. Linda met him at church years ago, when he was much younger, and he was playing sports with her son Nick.