This just in: Britney Spears may not be stable. Okay, putting all sarcasm aside (or at least some sarcasm), the troubled pop princess has reportedly upped the crazy bar once again.

Stories are swirling around about Britney’s manic behavior on the set of her recent OK! Magazine photo shoot. Rumor has it little miss Spears was acting extremely paranoid, taking a suspicious number of bathroom breaks, and used Chanel and Gucci dresses to wipe up such lovely messes as her greasy hands from the fried chicken she insisted on ordering, and…get this…her dog’s mess on the floor. Now, that’s some good crazy.

Sadly, OK! is claiming they can’t release the photos because they are so unflattering. But don’t worry, someone will undoubtedly release them on the ‘net.

What does this mean for Britney’s career? Absolutely nothing. The nice thing about never having had any kind of tangible credibility is that you don’t have anything to lose. Brit can just do what she wants and let the chips fall where they may. What a country!

Britney Spears is in dire need of a makeover, so it is with great pleasure that we pass along a report of some progress in the style department.

It’s about time Brit Brit dresses like a rich lady!

According to In Touch Weekly, Spears met with a personal shopper last week and told her she was interested in “the kind of stuff Katie Holmes wears.”

Before the afternoon was up, Britney spent a whopping $32,849 on designer duds. Her new purchases included three Chanel handbags, shoes by Manolo Blahnik, silk shirts by old time luxury designers like Oscar De La Renta, Valentino and Yves Saint Laurent, and underwear from La Perla and Cosabella. “She wants to go from trashy to classy,” says a friend of the singer.

Baby steps, right?

Certainly, money has never been the issue for Britney, so it makes sense that she consult a professional and buy some duds better suited her international superstar status.

Let’s just watch to see if a) she wears the stuff and wears it well, and b) she fastens it properly.

A nip slip is still a nip slip, no matter what your shirt cost.

Walking the green carpet at the London premiere of Shrek, Cameron Diaz confessed that she still has fond feelings for Justin Timberlake and that it’s been fun to have him around during this promotional tour.

According to the Daily Mail:

"We still love each other, we spent four years together so there is no reason for us not to be friends," Cameron said.

"I really like it. We’re friends. It’s good to see him, " she said.

"It’s great having him around. We’ve not been able to sit down and have a chat yet we’ve been so busy."

Diaz, who looked glamorous in a long black Chanel dress, said of the premiere: "I’m enjoying it. It’s great, it’s so much fun."

Of course she still cares for him. Makes sense.

It’s the last part that’s the real victory for Cam.  Surely she’s careful to always look glamorous around her boy-toy ex. Always. 

Justin’s take on this?  Reportedly, his only comment in response to questions about his love life was, "I’m allergic to those kinds of questions."

Move along, people, nothing to see here.

Less than three months after leaving rehab, recovering alcoholic and AA member Lindsay Lohan is planning her 21st birthday party, and it will be a 2 day blowout in Las Vegas, sponsored by Svedka vodka. There may not even be a cake, just loads of vodka, or a cake made with vodka that you can pour into a glass with frosting on the rim. The NY Daily News says:

Lohan has lined up Svedka vodka to sponsor her 21st birthday, a rep for the brand confirmed to us yesterday.

It’s part of a deal that could net the star up to seven figures for the July 2-3 celebration.
Other partners include Pure nightclub, Caesars Palace (which is providing a "specially designed" suite) and the Social House restaurant at Treasure Island.

In the pay-to-play world of celebrity events, Vegas nightclubs alone have been known to offer up to $400,000 to land a top name.

Lindsay is the luckiest girl in the world. Here’s more from Women’s Wear Daily:

Lindsay Lohan might usually be seen in Gucci, Chanel or Prada, but come fall, she’ll be hawking a whole new label: Jill Stuart.

The contemporary sportswear designer has snagged Lohan to be the face of its print ad campaign, which will hit August magazines and run through November. The campaign marks the first time Jill Stuart has chosen a celebrity for her ads.

"I can’t say enough fantastic things about Lindsay," Stuart said of her choice to go with the starlet rather than a model. "She is sexy and smart, exactly what the Jill Stuart woman embodies."

So the message these companies are sending young girls that idolize Lindsay is, if you’re a drunk and drug addicted slut who has family problems, and can’t maintain healthy personal relationships, then you will be rich and famous just like Lindsay. It’s a lot easier to sell self-destructive sex objects than fruits and vegetables. These companies should just be more direct in their ads. Take hand bags for instance. Why not just say, "Buy a BIGGER BAG to hold more Coke," and have Lindsay holding the bag with white power on her hands, and nose.

For the second time in 2 years Karl Lagerfeld has held the Chanel show in the United States. This time the show was held at a hanger in the Santa Monica airport. During the show two planes came in and out of the hanger. The attendees were the usual talentless stars who have the money to be able to afford Chanel, and need the publicity. Much like Bai Ling’s constant appearances at every event possible despite a terrible acting career, Lindsay Lohan is also at any event that might have a camera.

You gotta give Karl credit, especially at his age, he dresses great, and makes ya look. He’s kinda like a vampire. I’m not a big fan of the driving gloves, and naturally Lindsay got her own. Below Lindsay is with her boy toy, despite all the fights they’ve been having, at yet another party. The last two are of Lindsay after visiting her Beverly Hills hair stylist. Her hair looks incredible. She must have seen someone other than Ken Paves.