I don’t know if being a whore is a requirement to be a celebrity, but it sure seems to help. I’m not even sure what Sienna Miller is famous for, except maybe sleeping with Sean Combs (Diddy). Sienna was flashing her boobs on the beach in Ibiza, Spain, and they look good. This brings me to a personal thought about genetic disabilities. Scientists are hoping that they may be able to cure some disease by turning some bad genes off, but other genes may be activated in the process. I wouldn’t mind if girls like Sienna were cured of a horrible disease, and in the process became genetically disabled so they could not stop themselves from walking around topless everywhere. Click the images above to see the NSFW pictures.

Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick accepted a plea deal and prison sentence yesterday after pleading guilty to illegal dogfighting. The offense is punishable by up to five years in prison and a $250,000 fine. Michael Vick’s attorney announced in a statement yesterday:

"After consulting with his family over the weekend, Michael Vick asked that I announce today that he has reached an agreement with federal prosecutors regarding the charges pending against him. Mr. Vick has agreed to enter a plea of guilty to those charges and to accept full responsibility for his actions and the mistakes he has made. Michael wishes to apologize again to everyone who has been hurt by this matter."

Three of Vick’s original co-defendants have already pleaded guilty and agreed to testify against him if the case goes to trial, saying Vick also participated in executing at least eight under-performing dogs by various means, including drowning and hanging. I used to be a Vick fan due to his quarterback skills, but he’s turned out to be just another murderer of defenseless animals.

The Department of Justice on 8-9-2007 released a report that said:

Black Americans accounted for 13 percent of the U.S. population in 2005…but were the victims of…49 percent of all homicides. Among single victim-single offender homicides, about 93 percent of black victims were murdered by black offenders.

In 2005 93% of blacks killed were killed by other blacks, and those murders alone made up 49% of all the murders committed in the United States. Those statistics did not list other races killed by blacks, or animals. Sadly, even though Vick is the equivalent of an animal serial killer, he’ll probably spend a year in jail and be back playing football. This is celebrity justice.

Initially Vick had said he didn’t know anything about any dog fighting or murdered dogs, but after three other guys said they would testify against him, suddenly he admitted his guilt. The government grand jury was preparing additional charges that could have put him behind bars for 20 years, and cost him three times the money earned by the dog fighting ring using a law used to bring down mobsters. Below is one of Vick’s victims.

In Hollywood celebrities think they can park in handicapped spaces as long as their car color matches the handicapped sign, but Sharon Stone violated the other part of that rule. She double parked in a handicapped space, which is only allowed when a celebrity is driving an SUV. Sharon used the "handicapped people are stupid" line with the officer who pulled up one pant leg to reveal his prosthetic lower leg. Then she followed the same advice she gives teenage girls, she offered to relieve some of his stress with her mouth. Not sure how that works, but it sounds like an ancient Chinese secret, and fun. This just made the officer angry since he just lost his little jimmy in a motorcycle accident a few months ago, which is why he stands this way. Finally, Sharon used the Paris Hilton excuse, that she didn’t know it was against the law to park in a handicap space since it’s rectangular like all the other spaces. She’s old, and all she has to offer now are excuses.

This picture of Hayden holding a rabbit is seemingly everywhere this morning and Perez asks the question, "Heroes star Hayden Panettiere, 17, is holding this vibrating dildo because _______." And the answer is because it’s a horribly done fake (better copy below). That picture is about as clean as the crime scene of a dead hooker. Perez is such a blockhead.

Perez (the low brow knuckle dragging queen of narcissm) is incredibly UN-funny for someone that gets so much press. Fun fact: he was in Toronto for the film festival (for some unknown reason), and when he walked out of his hotel, there was a bunch of press. So, he said hello, and stood there waiting for questions. When the press asked him who he was, he got REALLY pissed.

Considering that Hayden is actually holding a bottle of Paris Hilton’s perfume in the right pic, I think the left pic reflects what Hayden thinks of both Paris AND Perez…well played young Hayden!

Lindsay Lohan bragged often that she would win an Academy Award, but it never happened. She also didn’t have any actress friends, not because they were jealous of her, but perhaps because she is jealous of them. Here’s more:

According to a former pal of the party girl, Lindsay "ranted and raved about her talent, claiming ’I’m the greatest actress in the world! No one’s even close to me right now!’" And then she proceeded to viciously slam a slew of young actresses, who she considered to be her competition. She said Scarlett Johansson is "ugly, fat, and has no talent." Jessica Simpson "can’t sing and is as dumb as (bleep)." Sienna Miller is a "no talent crackhead." Keira Knightly is a "flat, shallow, cardboard cutout of an actress." Jessica Biel is a "phony, scheming joke of an actress."

This sounds exactly like Lindsay. If Oscars were awarded for Best Actress in a Leading Role as a drug-addled, alcoholic (with or without a cute anklet), crazed, freckled, venereal diseased, sperm dumpster, she’s right…she WOULD be the greatest Actress in the world, but unfortunately she just a pathetic loser without a career. Wait a minute, she already had her shot playing that role in “I Know Who Killed Me,” that was just released, but she only proved that she can’t even act like herself. Next stop, Lifetime channel.