Kourtney Kardashian (30) has been telling anyone who will listen that she is pregnant. She says the father is her ex boyfriend Scott Disick, "who is now my boyfriend." So that means although they weren’t boyfriend and girlfriend, they were still friends with benefits. How quaint.

Kourtney said on Ryan Seacrest’s On-Air morning radio show Thursday:

“This probably sounds so dumb, but there’s so many times I’ll forget to take my pill, and I don’t think it’s that big of a deal. It’s just so stupid.”

Yes, we agree, forgetting your pill is stupid, unless you planned to get pregnant. If Kourtney isn’t responsible enough to remember to take her pill, imagine how responsible she will be with her baby. I can hear Kourtney now:

Kourtney: "Hey Kim, did we forget something in the car?"

Kim: "You forgot your coat again right?"

Kourtney: "No, that’s not it, it’s like 100 degrees outside. Hmmm, oh well, let’s go try on shoes."

I alwalys thought Kourtney was the prettiest of all the girls in the family, but it looks like she got short changed on other genetic qualities.

Here’s scott before the pregnancy. Where is Kourtney hiding him now?

Samantha Burke held a press conference on August first to announce she is pregnant with Jude Law’s baby, then she asked for everyone to respect her privacy. The official statement was read by her attorney, who is also working on the child support from Jude Law.

The baby is expected to be a girl, and the due date is October 6.

Burke won’t have to work for the next 18 years. Her parents must be so proud.

There has been some controversy surrounding another Jude Law (36) Child. Samantha Burke (24) has come forward to reveal she is pregnant with Jude Law’s fourth child. She said in a statement:

"Ms. Burke can confirm that she did in fact have a relationship with Mr. Law and that she has informed Mr. Law that she is expecting his child later this fall. Since informing Mr. Law of the pregnancy, he has been nothing but responsive and supportive of Ms. Burke and the pregnancy."

"Mr. Law and Ms. Burke are committed to the health, safety and wellbeing of this child throughout the pregnancy and after the child is born. This remains a private matter and Ms. Burke would hope that out of respect, the media will allow her to prepare for the birth of her child in privacy."

Reports indicate paternity was determined via a DNA test. Law has three other children with Sadie Frost. The Burke pregnancy may have occurred while Law was filming Sherlock Holmes in London.

Burke is an aspiring actress and model, who has given her career a boost by getting impregnated by an A-List actor. Burke has a supposed registry at Babies R Us that says she is expecting a girl in October who will be named Sohpia.

Kendra Wilkinson announced she was having a baby with Hank Baskett, and was already three months pregnant, over the weekend at her bridal shower. Mom and Grandma found out with everyone else at the party, and were so "devastated" they left the bridal shower. All the drama was caught on film for Kendra’s reality TV show. We hope it was all scripted.

Grandma Mary Stotz said later:

“I almost fainted when she announced she was pregnant. Her mother Patti and I were completely shocked. We had no idea.”

Kendra’s mother Patti said of the shock:

“We took our mics off and left the bridal party.”

Kendra said she followed her mother and grandmother out, apologized, and they made up.

Kendra blogged the news for all the world to hear:

hi everyone!!!! so the rumors are true…i am pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hank and i were beyond excited when we found out the news and ive been dying to tell all of you but we were waiting for the perfect time to do it. im sorry if you heard it first elsewhere…that’s not how i wanted it to happen, but im so glad its out in the open now…

i honestly still can’t believe that soon hank and i are going to have a little athlete running around the house. seriously, the first thing this kid is going to see when its born is a football hahahahaha…

wow this has really been quite a year. from my career to my engagement, and now a baby too! im the luckiest girl in the world!!!!

We hope mom and grandma are as happy as you are Kendra.

Kendra Wilkinson (23) and Hank Baskett (26) are having a baby, and they’re getting married on June 27 too.

Kendra also celebrated record breaking numbers for her E! show Kendra, which brought in 2.6 million veiwers. The Kendra debut was the highest since The Anna Nicole Show debut in 2002, and 76% better than the debut for The Girls Next Door.

The show should last several seasons with all the addition of the husband, and baby. It worked to keep Tori Spelling’s show on the air, and helped her sell a few books too. Now all Kendra needs is a feud with another celebrity.

Kendra confirmed her pregnancy with this announcement:

"Hank and I are thrilled to announce that we are expecting our first child together. We are touched by the outpouring of support by our family, friends and fans."

Congratulations!