I am convinced Brittany Murphy suffers from some sort of mental illness. Here she is kissing her husband Simon Monjack. I wonder if Brittany can taste Simon’s triple cheese burger, and extra thick milkshake he just ate for lunch.

This isn’t love, this is a sickness. Anyone want to play shrink and give us your analysis.

That Simon is delicious. Shake it, don’t break it.

Hulk Hogan was injured by rival Ric Flair in Sydney, Australia during a Hulkamania promotional press conference at Star City. A reporter at the event describes the scuffle:

Central’s photographer Phil Rogers had his flash broken when Ric Flair threw a table off the stage and into the press gathering before diving on photographers.

Media were stunned as the Hulk’s head began bleeding profusely and confusion broke out when the veteran wrestling star was unable to get to his feet.

This reporter narrowly missed being struck with the table and photographers ducked and weaved as Ric Flair took off his trouser belt and began to whip anyone within range.

It seems odd to see two old wrestlers getting into a brawl at a press conference, but I guess when you need the money you’ll put on a good show, even if it means someone has to get hurt for real. For Hulk’s sake we hope this is fake. Head injuries can be fatal, especially at Hulk’s age.

Penny Marshall (66) reportedly had surgery to remove a cancerous tumor from her brain at a New York hospital on October 30, according to the National Enquirer. A tumor was also found on Marshall’s liver, which means the cancer probably originated in the liver, and spread to the brain, which is very bad.

A source said:

Penny had flown from Los Angeles to New York to see her favorite team in the playoffs and hopefully in the World Series.

"After the flight, Penny felt so sick that she needed to see a doctor," continued the source."

"She was vomiting and thought it might be the flu."

"But she got the shock of her life when the doctors told her she had a tumor on both her brain and her liver."

"Doctors told her they needed to schedule her for surgery and that they’d need to take a biopsy to determine if she had cancer."

Devastating.

Dennis Hopper (73) has been diagnosed with prostate cancer and is canceling all travel plans to focus on treatment, his manager said Thursday.

The 73-year-old actor and artist is being treated through a "special program" at the University of Southern California, said Sam Maydew.

Asked about Hopper’s prognosis, Maydew said, "We’re hoping for the best." He would not elaborate on the actor’s condition.

Hopper was hospitalized in New York earlier this month for dehydration. Hopper also cancelled his appearance at an exhibition of his artwork and photography at the Australian Centre for the Moving Image in Melbourne, Australia.

Hopper is currently cast in the TV show Crash, and has several film projects lined up, but those projects may all be put on hold as Hopper receives treatment.

Andrew Lloyd Webber was diagnosed with prostate cancer. Fortunately, doctors found the cancer early, so he’ll take a break from his sequel to Phantom of the Opera for treatment, then return to work.

Men should get a PSA blood test every year after the age of 40, some say 50, but I say 40. Better safe than dead.