The Maple Douche, aka Justin Bieber (18), got into a fight with a photographer on Sunday, in Calabasas, California where Justin lives, after witnesses say the photo wouldn’t move his car that was blocking Justin’s. It’s not clear exactly what happened, but after Justin ran around his giant van a few times, he sped over to the man with the camera, and threw his shoe at him, or hit him or something menacing that made the paparazzo call 911. Approximately 4 fire trucks, 12 police cars, and 82 emergency personel showed up along with an ambulance to transport the guy who Justin allegedly beat up because she complained of upper body pain. The photo was taken to the hospital where he gave a police report that sounded something like this:
“And, and then he run around van and shoe fall off, and he yell something at me, hurt my feeling so bad. How much this going to cost to fix me?”
Hobbits are not to be underestimated.
After the altercation Justin left the country, and is now in Norway. Police investigators have to wait for him to return before they can interview him. In the meantime, although cops have completed half their investigation, so they have referred the case to the county prosecutor to decide if criminal battery charges will be filed.
Just a few days before Justin was training with Mike Tyson (video below), and from the looks of the damage he is doing to the punching bag it must have been Selena Gomez who did the beat down. Odds are that Justin and Selena will be over soon.
Eric Kelly should have been the guy to train Bieber, at least he’d tell Bieber the truth about his boxing skills. (video below. Prepare to laugh your balls off, even if you don’t have any.)
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