This is a picture of Perez Hilton getting punched by Black Eyed Peas manager Liborio Molina. Despite Perez’s big talk, he could not take a punch like a man, or even like a woman. What a whiny drama baby.

To get Perez to drop the criminal charges against him for assault Molina wrote this letter as requested by Perez:

"I apologize for what I did on June 22 of 2009, even though you engaged in highly offensive comments, including a homophobic slur to my clients, I acknowledge that these kinds of issues should not be resolved through a physical response."

Molina also agreed to avoid contact with Perez, not carry a weapon for one year, and to donate $476 to a family shelter.

Since Perez never deals with anyone fairly, he is suing Molina in civil court for more than $25,000 in damages, which he’ll most likely keep for himself rather than donating it.

We are hoping the judge requires Perez to pay Molina’s legal fees for a frivolous lawsuit, since they already settled the monetary damages for $476.

As for Perez, he has not apologized for calling Will.i.am a "faggot," nor has he apologized to Will.i.am for falsely accusing HIM of doing the punching. Since Will.i.am is secure with who he is, and takes responsibility for HIS actions, he doesn’t require an apology from a whining little baby like Perez.

Richard Heene plead guilty to a class 4 felony of attempting to influence a public servant. Richard’s mug shot is above.

Mayumi Heene plead guilty to false reporting to authorities, which is a misdemeanor. Mayumi will not be booked since her offense is a misdemeanor.

Neither Heene will get jail time.

Michael Lohan released tapes of his conversations with Dina Lohan on the phone from back in 2008. The problem is that Dina had a protection order in effect until 2011 that forbids Michael from communicating with Dina, even by phone or email. Lindsay does not have a protective order.

If the court finds Michael violated the protective order he could go to jail. Dina won’t face any penalty, even though she had the order to protect her, but still spoke to Michael. If I were the judge I’d throw out the protective order since its obvious Dina doesn’t think she needs it. I’d also order Michael to stop releasing those tapes publicly, and to handle his family matters in private.

Last night Lindsay Lohan took another stab at her father by telling paparazzi taking pictures of her:

"Guys why don’t you go find my dad, he’s the one that wants the pictures."

Lindsay’s male companion then hit a parked care in front of them, and drove off, while the paparazzi chanted:

"Hit and run, hit and run."

The problem with the court system is they encourage family conflict with a winner and loser mentality, made worse sometimes with protective orders. It would be a nice change if courts started with counseling, since most families that end up in court are dysfunctional, and could use some understanding of their behavior.

The parents of balloon boy, are finally being charged on Friday after they plead guilty, according to the family attorney.

Richard Heene could be charged with a felony for attempting to influence a public servant. Mayumi Heene may be charged with a misdemeanor for making a false report. Mayumi is getting off easier because she is still a Japanese citizen so a felony conviction could mean deportation, and with a criminal record she may not be able to get a U.S. citizenship ever despite being married to a U.S. citizen. Mayumi won’t be deported however, because all her kids were born here, and authorities don’t usually like to tear families apart with deportation unless something really serious happened.

This is probably the last time Mayumi listens to Richard’s bright ideas, on the other hand, she knew what she was getting herself into.

Sheriff Jim Alderden also escaped being charged with a crime for telling the media the family was being investigated by child protective services.

James Gandolfini was shopping in West Village in New York City when he lost his temper after a paparazzo kept following and filming him from a distance.

Gandolfini hit the paparazzo several times. This isn’t the first time Gandolfini lost his temper. The last time was at JFK airport when he punched a fan who wanted an autograph.