Congratulations are in order. Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman have a bambino on the way.

E! is reporting it as fact, today, and the Internets are abuzz with purported confirmations from the pop singer’s estranged papa.

Xtina is still touring the Far East and fans have noted that she’s taken to wearing a heart-rate monitor on her wrist. Seems she may have been keeping tabs on her exertion out of concern for her tiny tummy tot.

Guess July 3rd is pregnancy-confirmation day. Any others ready to make any joyous announcements? Demi? Britney? Jessica Simpson?

According to US Weekly, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt don’t need a piece of paper.

“I’ve tried marriage twice before, but Brad and I haven’t felt the need to do it. We never discuss it too much because we don’t feel like there is anything missing.”

No surprise there. They seem happy enough.

Besides, why pay the butcher when you’re getting the sausage, and the growing multi-national brood, for free?

Are we right, ladies?

Check him out, yo. Doesn’t he look fly in his mini-kiddie Caddie?

Wonder if it fills the hole in his little toddler heart where his confidence in consistency, safety and nurturing should reside?

The normalcy deck is stacked against Britney’s kids, but they sure are cute.

For all we know, Suri could have been taking baby steps for months.

Every other time we’ve seen her, Tom Cruise or Katie Holmes have been carting her around. The better to disguise Suri’s rumored advanced age.

We hear she’s actually 9 years old.