Jessica Alba recently said she is "too hot for Hollywood," which should be a warning to all men who want a relationship with her. It comes as no surprise that Alba has dumped her boyfriend of 2 years Cash Warren in the coldest way possible, over the phone, and while she was in another country. Here’s more:

Alba, who was abroad over the weekend promoting Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, called Warren on July 22 and told him, "I’m not in love with you anymore." Within hours, Alba had dispatched an assistant to the L.A. home they shared to pack up Warren’s belongings and move him out.

Warren says he suspects the breakup came because she is seeing another man, but he has no evidence. He’s half right. She’s not in love with him anymore, she’s completely in love with herself. Alba is hot, so dumping her boyfriend really is great news, which could only be topped by her announcing she will star in porn movies.

If these two made a sex tape, I doubt Alba would have been so cold, but Warren would be a complete rock head if he didn’t release it now after getting dumped like that. Besides, he’d be every hetersexual male’s hero on this planet.