Carmen Electra hit the beach over the weekend looking like a 21-year-old co-ed and gave the paparazzi what had to have been their best day in history. I’m guessing the lucky guy in this game of chicken probably won’t forget this day any time soon either. But what’s up with her taste in love interests? First Dennis Rodman then Dave Navarro and, most recently, she’s been rumored to have meandered over to the other team for some dalliances with not-so-young rocker Joan Jett. Who’s next, Courtney Love?

We’ve been laughing all morning about the photo illustrations at PlanetHiltron.com.

It’s like bizarro photoshop! Instead of making celebrities look thinner, younger, taller, wider-eyed and smoother-skinned, PlanetHiltron has altered pictures to make the stars look more like everyday schmoes.

This picture of macho Hairspray star John Travolta and the one of soon-to-be-mom Nicole Richie below look like people we know from around town. Not pretty.

There’s also a great one of Jennifer Aniston as she might look without the trainers, the buffing, the polishing.

It certainly made us feel better about skipping the gym this morning and having waffles instead. Mmmmm…carbs.

See more pics of celebs like Ashlee Simpson, Carmen Electra and Gwyneth Paltrow brought down a notch in the yearbook section.

Awesome. We’re ordering extra syrup after that.

Carmen Electra’s rep is refuting tabloid reports that the 34-year-old former Baywatch babe is involved in a romantic lesbian relationship with ’80s rocker Joan Jett. Electra’s rep says, "They are just friends."

The model/actress split from her hubby of three years Dave Navarro last July, and has reportedly been spending a lot of time with the 46-year-old Jett.

But the bond is not romantic, her rep says, adding, "Carmen is in London right now. She is performing in Palm Springs at the Dinah Shore Weekend with her group The Bombshells just as she did last year.”

A source close to Electra says Jett won’t be at the event.

Carmen Electra fell on the runway due to an over waxed runway. You can now see the video. The pictures are here.

Carmen Electra was modeling at the Max Factor show in Hollywood, and then the unexpected happened. Carmen fell, and fell hard. Right behind her was another model who also slipped and fell.

That stage floor sure is shiny. This is what happens when they hire an OCD janitor that is compelled to wax the stage floor exactly one hundred times, and if he sees a spot he waxes it another one hundred times. It’s almost like a scene from Monk.