Sherri Shepherd commented on Brooke Shields getting drunk with multiple DUI alcoholic Kiefer Sutherland:

"I love Brooke Shields, I really do. But what the hell are you doing at a bar at 2 in the morning with Kiefer Sutherland? It made her feel hip but it’s like me and Andy Dick being out at 2 in the morning. Nothing good happens at 2 in the morning."

Shepherd should consider retiring right now, because what she said was probably the coolest thing she may ever say. It’s to the point, and dead on accurate.

The second coolest thing Sherri ever did was when she tried to kiss Cameron Mathison on the mouth, while holding him with a headlock.