Justin Timberlake isn’t exactly reinforcing his status as a heterosexual with a healthy libido these days. The pop machine recently admitted that he sent home his "very dear friend" Jessica Biel from his European tour so he can focus on his work.

"This tour is very important to me. I’m doing it really seriously so there’s no question of playing sweethearts."

Even if you ignore the fact that he’s broken up with the likes of Britney Spears (in her pre-insane days) and Cameron Diaz, Timberlake’s latest move would cause anyone to start to question his hetero street cred.

Yes, work is important, but Jessica Biel is just about the hottest thing on this planet. Throw the girl a bone. Hopefully one of Justin’s homies will pull him aside and talk some sense into him. Maybe something like… "Dude, c’mon. (holds up picture of Jessica) I mean.. seriously… dude!"

Walking the green carpet at the London premiere of Shrek, Cameron Diaz confessed that she still has fond feelings for Justin Timberlake and that it’s been fun to have him around during this promotional tour.

According to the Daily Mail:

"We still love each other, we spent four years together so there is no reason for us not to be friends," Cameron said.

"I really like it. We’re friends. It’s good to see him, " she said.

"It’s great having him around. We’ve not been able to sit down and have a chat yet we’ve been so busy."

Diaz, who looked glamorous in a long black Chanel dress, said of the premiere: "I’m enjoying it. It’s great, it’s so much fun."

Of course she still cares for him. Makes sense.

It’s the last part that’s the real victory for Cam.  Surely she’s careful to always look glamorous around her boy-toy ex. Always. 

Justin’s take on this?  Reportedly, his only comment in response to questions about his love life was, "I’m allergic to those kinds of questions."

Move along, people, nothing to see here.

Goofy Cameron Diaz was up in Brentwood with her friend, and boyfriend Kelly Slater, when she was attacked by the giggle monster. Cameron and her friends started looking at pictures on each other’s cameras, and laughed harder and harder and harder. The pictures were probably really normal and boring.

Why are they all laughing so hard? It must be some good weed.

"You have to charge of charge of your own life. You can’t sit and wait for a knight in shining armour to ride and take care of you. You have to create your own future and be proactive. I’ve been out in the world on my own for a long time as a working woman, and it’s something I feel strongly about. You can’t just let things happen to you – you’ve got to go out there and find your own experiences and I like that girls these days are feeling more empowered. I’m not saying that there’s not a difference between men and women, because there absolutely is – thank God! But I am saying that we are all capable of doing what we believe we’re capable of – and don’t need a man in your life to tell you that."

She’s so deep.

Cameron Diaz and magician Criss Angel were spotted together in Las Vegas last night, getting dinner at the Bellagio’s Prime steakhouse, and then catching a Cirque du Soleil show. A witness says:

"They were snuggling with each other and he was making her laugh. They seemed really happy."

I bet at some point during the night Criss Angel took off his top hat and pulled a napkin out to wipe her mouth at dinner. Sure, It’s true I’m handsome, and I have a six pack, but how to you compete with a guy that can make balloon animals?

Cameron is still up to her old tricks to get attention:

The Holiday star Cameron Diaz was left a little red faced on TV yesterday when her loose-fitting top slipped down and left her right breast exposed on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Quick-thinking cameramen shot Diaz from the side until show host Ellen DeGeneres alerted her guest to the wardrobe malfunction. The actress, dressed in a beige suit, laughed off the gaffe after DeGeneres said, "They’re asking you to pull up your shirt." Diaz said, "Excuse moi. Thank you. I went through so many foolproofs on this too – ’It ain’t gonna fall out, I promise.’ I hate double-stick tape; you can always see double-stick tape." Comedienne DeGeneres responded, "Well, we saw something else."

…this is your brain on pot.

Cameron Diaz is still in NYC on her promotional tour for Shrek the Third. She claims she is one of those popular kids you saw at school, but boo hoo, it’s hard to feel sorry for a girl that has money, fame, and beauty. Here’s more from an interview with Jeanne Wolf of movies.com:

On life in Hollywood:
"The last couple of years were hell. Like, I can’t even tell you, it was so hard. I didn’t know how to handle it. But I think I’m in a much better place now, because I stepped away for a second and took a breath. Hollywood is a funny place. It offers so much, but it can also take a lot away from you."

On being successful and pretty:
"If a woman who’s a successful actress weighs 300 pounds and has warts, nobody ever asks her, ’Do you think you made it because you’re ugly?’ So why should there be prejudice against someone who’s had some success in films and looks a little better than average. It’s all in my genes, so don’t hold it against me."