Drew Barrymore is now dating "Live Free or Die Hard" co-star Justin Long. Am I supposed to act surprised? Who hasn’t she dated? The New York Daily News says:

Drew Barrymore lip-locked with actor Justin Long Sunday night at Vegas’ Jet Nightclub at the Mirage, with best buddy Cameron Diaz in tow. The trio sat in VIP, where Drew and Justin "got cozy and made out in a corner table," says our spy.

I’ve also seen Drew put her tongue on a metal handrail when it was freezing outside, kiss a dog, and sniff a shoe, so does that mean she was dating them too? Drew’s friends call her "the pin cushion" because she’s been poked so many times.

While John Mayer is busy going green, Us Magazine is reporting that his ex, Jessica Simpson, is busy being green…with envy.

A source close to the singer tells Us Simpson is “really jealous” that ex John Mayer is seeing Cameron Diaz. “She had her mouth open a mile wide when she found out,” says the source. “She just freaked.”

And the way they could tell this was her mouth being open a mile wide? Have they seen Jessica Simpson before? Her mouth could fit a freight train twice on Tuesday and she shows us that in every photo she takes.

Simpson, 27, parted ways with Mayer, 29, in May after dating him on and off for seven months, and “she thinks about him all the time,” says the source. “She is so not over him.”

Meanwhile, Simpson seems to be a distant memory for Mayer, who has continued his summer romance with Diaz, 35, in NYC. Though they spent August 22 and 23 apart (he hit the gym and recorded at a studio; she shopped and then lunched at Mary’s Fish Camp), they finally squeezed in quality time in the wee hours of August 24 at hot spot Socialista. The pair — who left at 4 a.m. through different exits — “were very cozy,” says a witness.

But what, pray tell, of the rumored romance between Cameron and Bradley Cooper? E! reports:

Sources close to Bradley and Cameron Diaz tell me that the two have been dating the past couple weeks. Pretty adorable, no?

Bradley’s rep insists that it is "not true" that the two are dating. However, insiders tell me that Cameron and Bradley have been busy sending flirty text messages to each other throughout the day and spending quite a bit of time together.

I can only guess that Cameron must be good in the sack cuz that face could be most people’s butt double.

Criss Angel’s wife says the magic has gone from their marriage and she now wants to make him vanish from her life. Angel, known for his "Mindfreak" show on the A&E network, subdued his sometimes flashy look for a court hearing Friday. But Criss, whose real name is Christopher Sarantakos, flashed a bit of humor during a break, gesturing toward his estranged wife’s lawyer and saying, "I can make him disappear."

Criss’ estranged wife, Joanne Sarantakos, complains he hasn’t given her "a cent" of his millions. It’s all about the money.

Cameron Diaz’s publicist, Brad Cafarelli, said in a statement Monday that Angel was already separated from his wife when Diaz met him in May.

"Cameron and Criss went on only four dates over a month ago and have no current relationship," the statement said. "These are meaningless, attention-seeking attempts to unfairly and unnecessarily exploit Cameron’s celebrity by trying to involve her in matters she has nothing to do with."

Criss and Cameron went on only four dates, and she probably slept with him on all four. Sounds like Cameron is a lot of fun. It seems the only reason Criss’ estranged wife is now divorcing him is because she can’t get money out of him any other way. I’d laugh if Cameron sued the estranged wife for slander and got all the money Criss paid her.

I don’t know why Criss Angel’s estranged wife didn’t name Paris Hilton since he was spotted all over Paris Hilton in Vegas on a weekend in October, 2006 while she was in town for her best friend Kim Kardashian’s 26th birthday. If Criss’ estranged wife would start reading the gossip blogs she’d have all the evidence she needs to make informed accusations.

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Joanne Sarantakos who claims she is Criss Angel’s wife of five years, says Criss and Cameron Diaz have been having an affair. Joanne makes the bigger point that she wants a share of the millions of dollars Criss has earned over the years. Criss would probably like to make his wife disappear right about now, and if he could, men everywhere would start becoming magicians too and then Criss would be out of a job. Here’s more:

He hid their relationship ‘a secret,’ she charged, because he was worried it might diminish his sex appeal to female fans of his TV show, Mindfreak. In testimony to the New York Supreme Court, her lawyer accused Angel of adultery with Diaz, whom the magician has praised as ‘one of the most beautiful actresses in Hollywood.’

The lawyer, Dominic Barbara , said he has had Criss (39) tailed by a private investigator and will demand that Diaz testify about the affair. ‘We’re naming Cameron Diaz as his lover,’ he told the court. ‘We will subpoena her.’

Cameron Diaz, 34, had visited Peru’s Machu Picchu on Friday carrying a green bag with a red star and the words "Serve the People" in Chinese.

The phrase, a slogan of the late Chinese Communist leader Mao Zedong, touched a nerve among Peruvians still recovering from the Maoist Shining Path insurgency of the 1980s and early 1990s that left nearly 70,000 dead.

"I sincerely apologize to anyone I may have inadvertently offended," Diaz said Sunday in a statement e-mailed to the AP. "The bag was a purchase I made as a tourist in China and I did not realize the potentially hurtful nature of the slogan printed on it. I’m sorry for any people’s pain and suffering and it was certainly never my intention to reopen what I now know is a painful wound in this country’s history."

The nation of Peru officially responded to the Diaz offense by saying, "Pfft, dumb blond."