Or maybe Lindsay Lohan was at the gym when she made the pronouncement.  Who knows with the Lohan-style, errand-friendly rehab they’re running in Malibu.

The Sun reports that Calum Best flew to L.A. in hopes of seeing Lohan and posing with her for a magazine shoot.  (That’s allowed from rehab, too? Sheesh!) 

But, it sounds like Lohan caught wind of the photos of his cokey naked time with those hookers.  According to the Sun:

“Lindsay hasn’t been returning any of his calls since he got to America.

“She knew Calum was no angel but she felt humiliated when she heard what he had been up to just as she checked herself into rehab.”

Poor Calum! Guess he won’t be collecting any dough from pimping out new pics of him with the flame-haired train wreck.

 

Maybe, just maybe, Lohan is taking a lesson from Nicole Richie and wising up.  Samantha Ronson, you’re next.

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The Sun UK has pictures today of Lindsay Lohan’s most recent ex boyfriend Calum Best doing lines of coke while in a three way with two prostitutes. The Sun says:

The hunk was videoed during a frenzy of drug-fuelled depravity lasting three hours. Sex toys and a cat-o’-nine-tails whip were used as he: SNORTED lines of cocaine off a glass table while the naked vice girls looked on … LICKED the Class A drug off one hooker’s body and let both women pleasure him at once - before romping with each in turn … SHOUTED at one of them to "take a f_ _ king line" as drugs were laid out.

How did these two fun loving kids not fall in love? They have so much in common, doing coke, screwing whores, doing coke while screwing whores. I like snorting something more chocolatey like Ovaltine.

I never get tired of reading about the sordid cocaine-fueled sex lives of celebrities. Probably because recently there seems to be a new scandal every day. And what never fails to shock me is the fact that many of them are careless enough to get caught on camera. A couple of weeks ago it was La Lohan in a club toilet in Los Angeles and now it’s Lindsay’s loser lover, Brit boy toy Calum Best, who has been caught with his pants (and his nose) down.

According to The Sun, Best, son of late football legend George Best, who was also known for his love for alcohol (and women),  picked up two vice girls in London’s Chinawhite nightclub last Wednesday and took them both back to his hotel, The Rockwell in high-end area of London, Kensington, for a night of sex and snorting. His antics were captured on the hotel CCTV camera and show him snorting cocaine while the two vice girls watch, one laid naked on Best’s hotel bed.

The Sun claims that Calum is planning on ‘fessing up to Lindsay Lohan, his most recent ‘girlfriend’, about his recent bad behavior. The newspaper claims a friend of Calum’s feels "he has fallen to truly sickening depths.”

I suppose that with fame comes shame… Will they ever learn?

While Lindsay Lohan’s parents (Michael Lohan and Dina Lohan) fight in court over Michael’s desire to gain custody of Lindsay’s younger siblings, Aliana and Dakota, Lindsay is doing her best to make Calum Best jealous at Greek restaurant in Malibu. For now this is a mystery guy, who looks rather on the gay side, and this whole scene looks staged, unless Lindsay gets up and makes speeches like that every time she goes out. One woman in the restaurant turns around and looks right at the supposedly hidden camera, while Lindsay doesn’t notice, and you know she’s always on the lookout for a camera. She doesn’t want to get caught not looking propped up.

After Michael and Dina finished up today’s hearing in court here’s what went down.:

Actress Lindsay Lohan’s parents were in Nassau Family Court Tuesday morning, where Michael Lohan is seeking the right to visit his children.

The matter was adjourned until June 8, to give lawyers time to discuss a possible agreement. On his way out of court, Michael Lohan said he is hopeful that things will work out. "I just want to resolve this, and I wish for the best for the children, and for Dina and myself," he said. Dina Lohan declined to comment on the case, but she did take the opportunity to plug her daughter’s new movie, "Georgia Rule."

"The movie was amazing," she said. "You should see it".

That’s Dina for ya. She could care less about insignificant details like Aliana and Dakota, she’s got her mind on the money (Lindsay) and the money on her mind.

The New York Post says Lindsay Lohan is still drinking up everything in site.:

LINDSAY Lohan partied without Calum Best the other night, but friends say the two are "still going strong." The unstoppable starlet hit the Anchor Bar on Spring Street with two pals and was spotted "drinking vodka straight from the bottle." She then hopped down the street to Sway for Frankie Inglese’s Thursday night party, where she grooved for a good hour before going back to Anchor for another round. By 3 a.m., Lohan was on a jet back to L.A. Her rep had no comment.

Lilo’s new guy, Calum, loves to brag about how he’s banging Lohan, and who hasn’t, but he forgets to mention what a loser that makes him.:

Calum Best has been telling his friends that Lindsay Lohan is hot in bed and the best sex he’s ever had. Gross.

A source close to Calum said, “Calum was knocked out by her body. He said she’s got one of the best he’s ever seen with all the curves in the right places. He joked Lindsay loved being on top during sex and controlling the pace, but sometimes he felt he needed ear muffs because she screamed so much during sex. Lindsay likes her sex rough and passionate and Calum says he has the bruises and bumps to prove it.”

“He joked their hotel room would often look like a whirlwind had run through it with sheets torn away from the mattress by the force of their bodies rolling across the bed.” (source)

This sounds like such BS. Have you ever heard of an alcoholic druggy that was good in bed? Maybe good for a disease or two, and if that’s what he means by mind blowing sex, then maybe he should get to a clinic quick.

The pictures are of Lindsay back in Hollywood after her hard partying. What’s on her lip?