Lindsay Lohan was at club Villa on Monday night drinking something wet. Her face looks like it just turned 50 years-old, so it had a face lift, and a lip injection to get plumped before going out. Who’s the Arab guy in the background? Looks a lot like Sam Lutfi, even though it’s not him.

The intimate tape which made it’s way onto the Internet still hasn’t been proven to not be Lindsay. In fact, PageSix said a source of theirs heard Lindsay admit privately it was her in the tape, and now The Sun has heard the same thing. The Sun reports:

A source, who overheard the rant, said Lindsay was screaming: “I can’t believe you would ever f***ing do this to me, I should have listened to everyone.

“I should never have f***ing trusted you."

Lindsay screeched down the blower for so long that she had to leave another voicemail to finish her abusive tirade.

The Mean Girl continued: "It’s everywhere now, all over the net, everyone’s seen it, how f***ing could you?"

Calum Best is the kind of person who would video tape him and Lindsay getting it on, and at the time, a drugged up Lindsay would totally make the tape.

The infamous intimate video tape of Lindsay Lohan surfaced yesterday, and we did not draw any conclusion as to whether it was real or not, because it does look exactly like Lindsay, and she’s admitted to being a sex addict. We let you decide with a poll and so far 62% of readers believe it is Lindsay in the tape. Now PageSix has a source that says Lindsay admits she is the girl in the tape, but only privately. PageSix reports:

Lindsay Lohan appears to have joined the fast-growing Celebrity Sex Video Club. An X-rated video surfaced on the Web yesterday allegedly showing Lohan bending over her ex-boyfriend, Calum Best, and performing a sex act. It was supposedly captured on Best’s cell phone. Lohan is telling pals the woman in the film is absolutely not her – "But privately, nobody believes her. It is her," one told us. A call and an e-mail to Lohan’s rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, were not returned. Best, bad-boy son of English soccer star George Best, has a history of taking videos of women in intimate acts. Last May, Britain’s Sun newspaper reported how Best, while partying with two hookers, "used his mobile phone to film a girl pleasuring." When the video of his antics was leaked and the Sun confronted Best, he confessed: "I’ve been stupid. I regret it all."

Lindsay has always lied publicly before, while doing the opposite privately, so it wouldn’t be a big surprise if it is Lindsay in the tape. Click here to see it.

Yesterday HG posted a picture claiming it was from a cell phone video showing Lindsay Lohan blowing Calum Best. Today it appears that image came from a set of three short videos posted on XTube. The videos were uploaded two months ago. Decide for yourself if this is Lindsay or not. Click the links to see the videos. Video 1, video 2, video 3. Don’t view the videos at work.

A grainy cell phone picture has popped up on the Internet claiming it is Lindsay Lohan blowing ex boyfriend Calum Best. Even though the picture isn’t very clear, it looks like her to me. She is addicted to things like that. In fact, if Lindsay entered a hot dog eating contest she’d win, because she can swallow them whole.

Michael Lohan wasted no time selling a story about his visit with Lindsay Lohan in her Utah rehab. Here’s more:

Michael said, "As soon as I arrived Lindsay rushed into my arms, then curled up on my lap and sobbed like a baby." Then, between snivels, she promised to QUIT films, LEAVE Hollywood and DUMP bad boy lover Calum Best in a desperate bid to stay clean. She said she does not want to live in Hollywood as that is where this evil in her life happens." "She said, ‘I hate Hollywood and I don’t want to work there. I need a break and I am moving away’."

Vowing to steer clear of sex and drug addict Calum, Lindsay added: "I will stop hanging round with people who are bad for me’."

I suppose Michael also wants me to believe Lions are going to quit eating meat, fish will start living on land, and monkeys can’t drive cars. When I close my eyes and count to three Michael will disappear. 1 … 2 … 3. Dang it, he’s still there.