Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart are finally getting married. Harrison proposed on April Fool’s Day, so I guess that makes him a fool for love. Once Harrison finishes his promotional work for Indiana Jones they will have the wedding.

Harrison has two sons from his first wife Mary Marquardt, as well as two from his second marriage to screenwriter Melissa Mathison. He has been raising Calista’s seven-year-old son as his own since the pair met in 2002.

Congrats!

If Jennifer Aniston gets her way, she’ll soon be the adoptive single mother to a bouncing baby boy, just like Sheryl Crow, Calista Flockhart, Sharon Stone, Mia Farrow…my fingers are getting tired, but you get the idea.

OK! magazine reports that the process is underway.

Inspired by her good friend Sheryl Crow, who just became a mom to adopted son Wyatt, Jennifer Aniston is seriously considering adopting a baby. The 38-year-old actress has met with the same adoption agency that helped bring Sheryl and her son together. Jen has also been spotted buying a ton of baby products. All she has to do is set up a nursery in her 15-million, 9,000-square-foot pad in Beverly Hills — the house she’s been renovating since October.

Hmmmm…..a new man who looks an awful lot like Brad Pitt. Check.

Quest for the coolest accessory - an adopted baby. Check.

It appears that Aniston may be on her way to morphing into Angelina Jolie.

All she needs now is a great rack, fuller lips, and just a little touch of the crazy.

After five years together, Harrison asked for his lady love’s hand in marriage on April Fool’s Day, according to a report in Grazia magazine.

Yes April Fool’s Day, how appropriate. You’d think after paying $85 million dollars in his divorce from Melissa Mathison, that Harrison Ford would be reluctant to get married again, but he must be so in love with Calista Flockhart that it defies logic and common sense.

The Los Angeles Commission On Assaults Against Women celebrated their 35th Annual Humanitarian Awards at the Beverly Hills Hotel last night.

Steve Martin joined pal Harrison Ford and his honey, and LACAAW spokeswoman, Calista Flockhart, who dazzled on the red carpet in gold Gucci, as the organization honored those people who help make the world a better place.

I don’t think Steve Martin has aged since the 1970’s. I wish I could meet him in person.