We’ve been laughing all morning about the photo illustrations at PlanetHiltron.com.

It’s like bizarro photoshop! Instead of making celebrities look thinner, younger, taller, wider-eyed and smoother-skinned, PlanetHiltron has altered pictures to make the stars look more like everyday schmoes.

This picture of macho Hairspray star John Travolta and the one of soon-to-be-mom Nicole Richie below look like people we know from around town. Not pretty.

There’s also a great one of Jennifer Aniston as she might look without the trainers, the buffing, the polishing.

It certainly made us feel better about skipping the gym this morning and having waffles instead. Mmmmm…carbs.

See more pics of celebs like Ashlee Simpson, Carmen Electra and Gwyneth Paltrow brought down a notch in the yearbook section.

Awesome. We’re ordering extra syrup after that.

We’ve heard the stories of the hours upon hours Jessica Simpson has logged at the gym and the five tiny meals she’s eating a day, but we’re still suspicious.

This is quite a transformation in such a short time.

It kind of looks like she’s morphing into some kind of robot, a Transformer maybe.

Either that, or she wears body armor instead of a sports bra, while still looking fab, natch.

This means she’s probably still be a threat to ex John Mayer. At this point, with the armor, training from the U.S. Marines and the crazy eyes, Jess could totally take him, even without rapidly turning into a tank.