The Sun UK is reporting that Zahara Jolie, the adopted daughter of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, may need surgery on her hip to correct a hip dysplasia. This is weird because only 1 in 1,000 babies have hip dysplasia, and the disease occurs most often in dogs. This must be something related to her malnutrition in Africa or something, but it could also be genetic.

Ever see that Bruce Willis movie Unbreakable? There was a guy who became a villain because his bones were like glass and would break just from walking too hard, and he sold comic book drawings to make money like they were fine art. It wasn’t a comedy, but I laughed a couple of times. In Africa Zahara could have been eaten by a lion or tiger because she can’t run. Well, we have the technology, we can rebuild her. We can make her better, stronger, faster. Da da da da, the bionic munchkin.

Update: A new report says Pitt’s rep told The Sun the report was false, but they ran the story anyway.

Demi Moore is 44 years-old, and she still wants to be in her twenties. Who doesn’t? Demi isn’t getting the roles she wants so she’s speaking out against Hollywood. Here’s more:

"It’s been a challenging few years, being the age I am. Almost to the point where I felt like, well, they don’t know what to do with me. I am not 20. Not 30. There aren’t that many good roles for women over 40. A lot of them don’t have much substance, other than being someone’s mother or wife."

Her ex-husband and the father of her three children, 52-year-old Bruce Willis, has appeared in 13 films, including the action thriller Live Free Or Die Hard.

Miss Moore, who once commanded an estimated $12 million a film, told Red magazine she wanted to overturn the belief that juicy roles should not be given to older actresses. "If we are told we are not valuable once we hit 30, it is a problem," she said. "We all have more to give. We can’t just wait for something to happen. We have to say, ’I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it any more’."

I’m taking Hollywood’s side. I don’t want to see sagging breasts in sex scenes, and lifeguards on Baywatch with butts that drag in the sand. Hollywood may be the land of make-believe, but aging is real. Demi married a younger man so she could try to stay young herself, but at some point she needs to start acting her age, in real life and in the movies. The report goes on to say Demi spent over $500,000 on plastic surgery to keep herself looking young. Father time doesn’t take bribes, he takes your youth, and gives you wisdom in return. If Demi is frustrated because she can’t get parts meant for younger actresses, then I don’t feel sorry for her at all. Actors play real people on screen, and if you’re 44, then you play a 44 year-old, or at least an age that fits you. It’s true that Bruce Willis is still in action movies, which are a heck of a lot of work for a 52 year-old, but the movies don’t present Bruce as a twenty or thirty year-old action hero. In Bruce’s movies he’s his own age. Unless Demi discovers the fountain of youth, she’s either going to have to take roles meant for women her own age, or give up acting altogether.

If Demi does get a role meant for a twenty or thirty year-old I hope it’s a comedy. At least that way when people laugh, she’ll think she did a good job.

Bruce Willis was spotted on a yacht in Sardinia with his new girlfriend Karen McDougal, the 1998 Playboy Playmate of the Year. Page Six says, "the 36-year-old brunette is definitely his girlfriend". There are stories that just looking at Karen’s Playboy spread can cure flaccid penis syndrome (FPS). Maybe Bruce needed hands on therapy.

Rumer Willis, 18-year-old daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, was caught in the middle of a drug arrest.

"Access Hollywood" reports that Rumer was in a Maryland hotel room where police busted a man for marijuana possession after hotel guests complained about noise. Willis was one of four people in the room. She was not arrested, nor was she being investigated.

Rumer’s in Maryland making an indie film called "From Within."

Just last month, Bruce Willis told People magazine that he and Demi talked to their kids about drugs, saying, "We have an ongoing conversation. They have the gene, and we warn them: ’You have a predisposition to be an alcoholic.’ It’s on her side of the family and mine. It’s something to be aware of. My kids are strongly anti-drug."

Rumer doesn’t seem like the pot smoking type, but she also doesn’t seem like the type to put a condom in her mouth. She does want attention, so anything could happen.

After Rumer Willis left an ESPY Awards after party last night in Hollywood, two low brow criminal thugs decided to viscously beat on innocent photogs trying to get pictures of wannabe star Rumer. Anyone who takes a picture of Rumer to get her some attention is doing her a favor, because right now she’s nobody except Bruce Willis’ daughter. Here’s more:

The fight began after two random jerks decided to act as Rumer Willis’ bodyguards as she made her way out of Skybar and then allegedly got violent with paparazzi. According to witnesses on scene, one of the men allegedly tripped a photographer who was attempting to take pix of the star. As the stunned shutterbug got up and tried to identify the culprit, we’re told another friend of the wannabe-bodyguards grabbed the photog by the head and slammed him to the ground head first, knocking him out and causing convulsions.

TMZ cameras caught sound of the attack and the immediate aftermath. You see another photog got nuts on the evildoers with his fists. Cops arrived shortly after and the man who allegedly slammed the photog to the ground was arrested.

The snapper was rushed to a hospital, where he was treated for three cracked ribs, a possibly dislocated shoulder and a concussion.

The guy in the video is having seizures because he has a serious brain injury from his head being slammed into the ground. The attacker needs to be thrown in prison for attempted murder.