What Just Happened? with Robert Deniro and Bruce Willis

What Just Happened? is a new movie coming soon by Barry Levinson, that stars Robert Deniro, Bruce Willis, Kristen Stewart, Stanley Tucci, and John Turturro.

It looks good. As in DVD good.

Ashton Kutcher and Bruce Willis Fight it Out

When Ashton Kutcher started dating Demi Moore back in 2003, everyone was waiting with baited breath for Bruce Willis to go berserk on the kid, but that never happened. Instead, thanks to advice from Will Smith, the Moore-Willis-Kutcher clan became one happy family, with Bruce even joining the couple on family vacations.

Bruce (52) and Ashton are fooling around in this picture when the two joined Demi (45), and their three girls last night for an early birthday celebration for Ashton, who turns 30 on February 7, at Campanile in L.A.

Rumer Willis is Miss Golden Globe

Rumer Willis has been chosen to be the 2008 Miss Golden Globe. Bruce Willis and Demi Moore must be proud. HFPA says:

We are delighted to have Rumer Willis join us to celebrate ’The 65th Annual Golden Globe Awards. Since both of her parents have enjoyed successful entertainment careers in the acting profession, she is doubly qualified to serve as Miss Golden Globe.

HFPA wanted Jay Leno, but he wasn’t available. The Golden Globes will air on January 13 on NBC. Click the link below to see the previous Golden Globe guys and girls.

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Zahara Jolie May Need Hip Surgery

The Sun UK is reporting that Zahara Jolie, the adopted daughter of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, may need surgery on her hip to correct a hip dysplasia. This is weird because only 1 in 1,000 babies have hip dysplasia, and the disease occurs most often in dogs. This must be something related to her malnutrition in Africa or something, but it could also be genetic.

Ever see that Bruce Willis movie Unbreakable? There was a guy who became a villain because his bones were like glass and would break just from walking too hard, and he sold comic book drawings to make money like they were fine art. It wasn’t a comedy, but I laughed a couple of times. In Africa Zahara could have been eaten by a lion or tiger because she can’t run. Well, we have the technology, we can rebuild her. We can make her better, stronger, faster. Da da da da, the bionic munchkin.

Update: A new report says Pitt’s rep told The Sun the report was false, but they ran the story anyway.

Demi Moore Denies She’s Getting Old

Demi Moore is 44 years-old, and she still wants to be in her twenties. Who doesn’t? Demi isn’t getting the roles she wants so she’s speaking out against Hollywood. Here’s more:

"It’s been a challenging few years, being the age I am. Almost to the point where I felt like, well, they don’t know what to do with me. I am not 20. Not 30. There aren’t that many good roles for women over 40. A lot of them don’t have much substance, other than being someone’s mother or wife."

Her ex-husband and the father of her three children, 52-year-old Bruce Willis, has appeared in 13 films, including the action thriller Live Free Or Die Hard.

Miss Moore, who once commanded an estimated $12 million a film, told Red magazine she wanted to overturn the belief that juicy roles should not be given to older actresses. "If we are told we are not valuable once we hit 30, it is a problem," she said. "We all have more to give. We can’t just wait for something to happen. We have to say, ’I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it any more’."

I’m taking Hollywood’s side. I don’t want to see sagging breasts in sex scenes, and lifeguards on Baywatch with butts that drag in the sand. Hollywood may be the land of make-believe, but aging is real. Demi married a younger man so she could try to stay young herself, but at some point she needs to start acting her age, in real life and in the movies. The report goes on to say Demi spent over $500,000 on plastic surgery to keep herself looking young. Father time doesn’t take bribes, he takes your youth, and gives you wisdom in return. If Demi is frustrated because she can’t get parts meant for younger actresses, then I don’t feel sorry for her at all. Actors play real people on screen, and if you’re 44, then you play a 44 year-old, or at least an age that fits you. It’s true that Bruce Willis is still in action movies, which are a heck of a lot of work for a 52 year-old, but the movies don’t present Bruce as a twenty or thirty year-old action hero. In Bruce’s movies he’s his own age. Unless Demi discovers the fountain of youth, she’s either going to have to take roles meant for women her own age, or give up acting altogether.

If Demi does get a role meant for a twenty or thirty year-old I hope it’s a comedy. At least that way when people laugh, she’ll think she did a good job.