Charlie Sheen told guests at his wedding to Brooke Mueller:

“This feels like my first real marriage. The first one was a show, the second one was a con, and this one is the real deal."

Denise Richards, who is stalking Charlie, will do anything she can to break up that marriage.

While Denise Richards is busy trying to fight the negative publicity she creates for herself, Charlie Sheen and his third wife Brooke Mueller spent a happy honeymoon in Costa Rica on Monday.

The best revenge is to forget your ex exists.

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller got married last evening at around 7 pm at a private estate in Beverly Hills. About 70 friends and family, plus Charlie’s 3 daughters, attended the wedding. Charlie’s Two and a Half Men co-star Jon Cryer was unable to attend due to a commitment in Austin, Texas, but Jon’s wife Lisa Joyner was there representing them both.

Just before the wedding Charlie called Brooke, his third wife, his "soul mate." Charlie said:

“We love each other and want to spend the rest of our lives together.”

Hopefully they still both signed a prenup. Love turns ugly sometimes. Just ask Denise Richards. Charlie also had a few words for Denise who just wrapped up a media blitz where she bashed Charlie every chance she got. Charlie said:

“I think it’s no accident or coincidence that whats-her-face chose this time to do what she did in the media against us leading up to this wonderful day. It’s pretty obvious that Brooke and I, through our actions and union, we’re moving on with our lives, and perhaps somebody else should consider the same."

BURN!!!

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are set to get married today. The couple have even been trying to have a baby for the past couple of months. Charlie says he’d like a son since he already has three daughters: Cassandra (23), by Paula Profit, and had Sam (4), and Lola Rose (3), by Denise Richards.

Due to concern that Denise Richards will go ballistic, the wedding location has been kept a secret. The 60 or so people invited to the nuptials know only to wear evening attire and wait for a car to whisk them to a secret location in L.A. A source said:

"They had to tell Denise when it was, because they wanted the girls to come, but she doesn’t know where it’ll be. Who knows? She may even crash the event with a camera crew."

Security better be on alert. Richards is capable of anything. Richards might just lose it completely if she finds out Brooke is indeed pregnant, because she wanted that sperm.

Congrats to Charlie and Brooke. May you have a happy life together, without Denise.

Charlie Sheen’s new fiancée, Brooke Mueller, is apparently trying hard to get pregnant, and wants everyone to know. The New York Post said:

"… (Brooke Mueller) visited Sheen on the set of a Hanes commercial he was filming with Michael Jordan outside LA, and took pregnancy tests in his trailer, says one insider. "She would throw them out in the garbage on set and place them right on top . . . everyone could see the sticks," said our spy, who added Mueller would walk around showing off her "enormous" yellow diamond ring to the crew.

When I see a woman like Mueller, who is a nobody, hook up with a rich celebrity like Charlie right after his messy divorce starts, it’s obvious she is playing him because she knows she’s the rebound girl. Next thing she’s engaged to him, and she’s trying to get pregnant before they’re married. Mueller exhibits all the behaviors of a gold-digger. Charlie needs some time to breath after the drama with his ex before making another family. His father should really have a talk with him, or maybe he has, but Charlie is blinded by his pursuit for happiness.