Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller Are Expecting a Baby

Charlie Sheen (42) and Brooke Mueller (30) have announced Brooke is pregnant. Charlie, who is the highest paid prime-time comedy TV star, said:

"Brooke and I are thrilled! She’s the best stepmom Sam (4), Lola (3), and Cassandra (23) could ever hope for. Seeing her love and affection with those three, I know she’ll be an amazing mom. Unless I bat 100 percent, perhaps a boy awaits us."

Sheen already has three daughters, Sam, and Lola, with ex-wife Denise Richards, and Cassandra, with ex-girlfriend Paula Profitt. A friend said:

"Brooke found out for sure on Friday and is thrilled to death. Brooke loves Charlie very much and has wanted a baby for some time."

Good for Charlie and Brooke. Maybe this time Charlie will find what Denise Richards never wants him to find … happiness.

Charlie Sheen Says This is the Real Deal

Charlie Sheen told guests at his wedding to Brooke Mueller:

“This feels like my first real marriage. The first one was a show, the second one was a con, and this one is the real deal."

Denise Richards, who is stalking Charlie, will do anything she can to break up that marriage.

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller Honeymoon

While Denise Richards is busy trying to fight the negative publicity she creates for herself, Charlie Sheen and his third wife Brooke Mueller spent a happy honeymoon in Costa Rica on Monday.

The best revenge is to forget your ex exists.

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller Got Married

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller got married last evening at around 7 pm at a private estate in Beverly Hills. About 70 friends and family, plus Charlie’s 3 daughters, attended the wedding. Charlie’s Two and a Half Men co-star Jon Cryer was unable to attend due to a commitment in Austin, Texas, but Jon’s wife Lisa Joyner was there representing them both.

Just before the wedding Charlie called Brooke, his third wife, his "soul mate." Charlie said:

“We love each other and want to spend the rest of our lives together.”

Hopefully they still both signed a prenup. Love turns ugly sometimes. Just ask Denise Richards. Charlie also had a few words for Denise who just wrapped up a media blitz where she bashed Charlie every chance she got. Charlie said:

“I think it’s no accident or coincidence that whats-her-face chose this time to do what she did in the media against us leading up to this wonderful day. It’s pretty obvious that Brooke and I, through our actions and union, we’re moving on with our lives, and perhaps somebody else should consider the same."

BURN!!!

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are Getting Married

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are set to get married today. The couple have even been trying to have a baby for the past couple of months. Charlie says he’d like a son since he already has three daughters: Cassandra (23), by Paula Profit, and had Sam (4), and Lola Rose (3), by Denise Richards.

Due to concern that Denise Richards will go ballistic, the wedding location has been kept a secret. The 60 or so people invited to the nuptials know only to wear evening attire and wait for a car to whisk them to a secret location in L.A. A source said:

"They had to tell Denise when it was, because they wanted the girls to come, but she doesn’t know where it’ll be. Who knows? She may even crash the event with a camera crew."

Security better be on alert. Richards is capable of anything. Richards might just lose it completely if she finds out Brooke is indeed pregnant, because she wanted that sperm.

Congrats to Charlie and Brooke. May you have a happy life together, without Denise.