Brooke Hogan and Hulk Hogan do Sexy Maxim Shoot

It seems like only yesterday when Hulk Hogan was rubbing oil on his daughter, Brooke Hogan’s butt. In a move reminiscent of Miley Cyrus and her daddy, Hulk showed up to Brooke’s Maxim photoshoot to make sure she didn’t show too much skin. Fox News reports:

An insider told Pop Tarts that Hulk’s appearance was a surprise to those on the set, and that he came to supervise and ensure his baby girl didn’t flash too much flesh. But judging by the super-sexy outcome, we don’t know how pleased daddy will be.

Hulk has more serious issues to worry about, like being found in contempt in his divorce, for not closing on a condo he and his estranged wife started buying in 2005.

Brooke Hogan Defends Daddy Rubdown

Brooke Hogan opened her mouth again to talk about something she should just keep quiet about. Brooke is defending her father Hulk Hogan rubbing sun tan oil all over her butt, and between her thighs, like a boyfriend might do. Brooke told Us Weekly:

"I know I’m a grown woman, but it’s like he’s touching an old car. He used to change my diaper!"

Braun, not brains, is the dominant gene in the Hogan family.

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Brooke Hogan is Freaking Out

Brooke Hogan told E! satellite radio host Michael Yo she is freaking out over her mom Linda Hogan’s relationship with 19 year-old Charley Hill. She said:

“I’m totally freaked out. I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support, I went to school with him. He was a grade under me. Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us in school.”

Brooke still thinks her dad Hulk Hogan is dating her friend. Hulk clarified on Larry King that he is dating a 34 year-old woman who is not Brooke’s friend. Like any of that helps.

Hulk Hogan Gets Emotional on Larry King

Hulk Hogan almost broke down in tears feeling sorry for himself on Larry King. However, the jailhouse tapes showed Hulk, Nick, and Linda don’t feel sorry for Nick’s victim, and actually blame Nick’s victim for their own misery. They’re totally selfish. Don’t let the tears fool you.

Hulk was right about one thing, positive thoughts and positive energy will help, but so will remorse, and doing the right thing for the family of Nick’s victim. Settle the lawsuit with them, so they can pay for their son’s lifelong healthcare bills.

Hulk blames Nick’s victim, John Graziano, for his situation, and says John is a vegetable because God wants him to be a better person:

“This is in God’s hands. Things happen for a reason. This is to make Nick a better person. This is, in my belief, to make John a better person. It’s like I said before, this is God’s will where we’re at. This situation, I refuse to accept any negativity, any naysayers, and I firmly believe there’s a plan.”

He’s in such denial.

Hulk pretends like he didn’t hear a caller’s question, and doesn’t answer it when he’s asked about taking responsibility for giving Nick booze, etc. Hulk even starts to blame the family of Nick’s victim for being greedy.

Hulk talks about the jailhouse tapes. Nick’s focus was how he can get a reality show as soon as he left jail, to “make as much money as possible. Nick wasn’t thinking about his victim.

Hulk talks about the 19 year-old his wife is dating.

Brooke Hogan in a Car Accident

Earlier it was reported that Hulk Hogan had been involved in a car accident, but it was actually Brooke Hogan who was in the accident. The accident report from the Florida Highway Patrol says Brooke Hogan was driving in the center lane of the Bayside Bridge when the car in front of her lost control while changing lanes. The report says another car was speeding when it hit Brooke’s car. It appears Brooke was not at fault. Brooke had a passenger in her car that was not either of her parents.

Brooke, Hulk, and Linda went to see Nick in jail, but all took separate cars.