Last year Lauren Conrad was getting paid an estimated $10,000 to $20,000 per episode. This year it’s a lot more. In Touch listed the salaries for each cast member of The Hills non-reality reality show:

• Lauren Conrad: $75,000 per episode
• Heidi Montag: $65,000 per episode
• Spencer Pratt: $65,000 per episode
• Audrina Patridge: $35,000 per episode
• Whitney Port: $20,000 per episode
• Brody Jenner: $10,000 per episode
• Lauren Bosworth: $10,000 per episode
• Stephanie Pratt: $8,000 per episode

In Touch says and insider said:

“The only reason L.C. gets paid more than anyone else is because she demanded in her original contract that no one could ever get paid more than her.”

Lauren can thank Heidi and Spencer constantly whoring themselves in the media for helping to boost all of their salaries, and attract more attention for The Hills.

Kim Kardashian just set another example for her little sister by posing for Playboy, click here to see, to cash in on her whoring in a homemade sex tape with Ray J. Last time on Keeping up with the Kardashians, Kim’s little sister was working the stripper pole, click here to see. Brody Jenner is watching his little sister when she starts acting out Girls Gone Wild with a video camera, which Brody’s manager Frankie takes from the girls and starts filming saying he’s going to put it on YouTube or something. The reason for this Girls Gone Wild outburst, is because the other women of the house, Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, and momma Kardashian are at Joe Francis’ house in Mexico shooting a campaign for the Girls Gone Wild bikini line. Like I said before, House of Hos.

On Friday Lauren Conrad hooked up for lunch with Brody Jenner, where it looks like he’s getting ready to lick his dog’s balls for desert. After lunch Lauren got thirsty and bought enough booze to start her own bar. Lauren would have bought some food, but she didn’t have room after loading up on alcohol. In an interview the other day Gavin Beasley revealed that The Hills is a scripted show. The only people who didn’t know The Hills is fake are the people on the show. Yes, they really are that stupid.

According to 24/Sizzler, K-Fed has forsaken The Hills for the sake of just one…One Tree Hill, that is.

Kevin Federline surprisingly passed on a seemingly lucrative offer from Brody Jenner this past weekend in Las Vegas: To have a cameo on The Hills! But Kevin’s not worried: He just landed a stint on the CW’s One Tree Hill!

On Sunday night at Rehab at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, Brody and The Hills star Audrina Patridge were partying with their own group of friends, but at one point, they left their poolside cabana to mingle with Kevin’s posse. “Brody invited Kevin over to the Palms to make a cameo in The Hills,” a spy tells 24Sizzler.com. “Kevin declined the offer, though, deciding to stay at the Hard Rock.” (Kevin and Brody did bond though: Kevin lent Brody some of his pimp bling for him to pose in a few photos).

According to one Federline insider, Kevin, who’s in need of a gig, made the right decision: “With all the custody drama going on right now, and who’s a better parent, and who’s partying, I don’t think it’s the best idea for Kevin to get too involved with another group of Young Hollywood types who go out every night,” the source tells 24Sizzler.com.

I’m no agent, but I don’t think K-Fed should be turning down ANY roles these days. If Siegfried and Roy call him up and ask him to get down on all fours and growl like a lion, his only question should be "What time?" Kudos to him for passing on an opportunity to hit one more party, though. Do you hear that, Britney? That’s the seconds of the clock ticking away until the nice men in white coats come to take you away.

Reality Train Wreck Alert: TMZ is reporting that Kim Lard-Azz-ian will pimp herself some more by doing a reality show on E!.

The booty-full Kim Kardashian is set to star in a new reality TV show for E! that will replace "The Simple Life," reports Gatecrasher. The network was originally going to develop a show similar to "Life" starring rock celebuspawn Kim Stewart and Kelly Osborne, but canned it in favor of a family-oriented show about the Kardashian clan. The show would feature Kimmy’s entire crew, including mom Kris, step-daddy Bruce Jenner and mimbo step-bro Brody Jenner.

As if we haven’t seen enough of Brody Jenner these days trying to get in the pants of every girl on "The Hills." And did they really just use the word "family-oriented" in the same sentence as Kim Kardashian? Really? Have we not all seen her sex tape with Ray-J? Next thing we know, Nickelodeon will be asking Paris Hilton to host a kids show entitled "Things That Go Bump In the Night."